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Date: 4/10/2022 2:54:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Back in my day, I always looked forward to the surprise in a box of Cracker Jacks. |
Date: 4/10/2022 2:56:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh, and this one’s for Hekler because I thought of it first….. Goodbye Mr. Chips! |
Date: 4/10/2022 5:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Cool! Let's play "Hot Potato!" "L.D."---No! kronk---Why not? "L.D."---How am I gonna hold a potato? I don't have any hands. kronk---Just grab the potato in your mouth. "L.D."---But, it's hot. kronk---Oh. |
Date: 4/10/2022 6:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...sure, it was the first weapon DISCOVERED and that makes you wonder how many New Zealanders have broken their teeth while enjoying Mr. Chips snacks over the last thirty years. Where do you think the name came from? |
Date: 4/10/2022 6:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...another thought... Don't all of those countries from past times of British Empire and colonialism such as Australia, New Zealand, Canada, India, Atlantis and the Falkland Islands call potato chips "crisps"? Sounds like a stupid name. "Honey, could you please get me the crisps out of the boot?" Why would you keep your potato chips in a boot? Does the smell of your boots keep rodents away? What a can of worms! |
Date: 4/10/2022 6:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D... make extra sure that it's a potato that Kronk is preparing to throw. He's been acting funny lately and I think he has a grudge against you. |
Date: 4/10/2022 6:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: Why did the rat eat a hole in the "welt" of kronk's boot? kronk---I've wondered that, myself? "L.D."---Because, that part of the boot was full of "toe cheese." kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 4/11/2022 5:25:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Hey, Hekler says Cheetos are da bom! |
Date: 4/11/2022 8:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Cheetos are made with petrochemical by-products. ...and they're magically delicious! |
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