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Date: 4/9/2022 2:25:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 As the business world turns…….. |
Date: 4/9/2022 6:22:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I suppose that you're going to lay the blame for this joke on the previous guy. I think it's about time to reorganize. |
Date: 4/9/2022 7:13:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I don’t understand why you are complaining. After all, you’re the one who passed the three envelopes onto me….. |
Date: 4/9/2022 8:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: That's a good joke. I mentioned it to kronk, but he got all agitated and took off to the "7-11" to trade a couple dozen crabs for a six pack of "Lone Star" beer. On the way out the door, he was mumbling something that sounded like "Remember the Alamo!" Go figure? |
Date: 4/9/2022 11:22:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Lone Star beer? I’ve heard of i5 but have yet to try a bottle. Ever try Brew 102? If not, don’t bother. Made from the water that flows from the L.A. river…… |
Date: 4/9/2022 2:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Judging from your comment, I'd say that "Lone Star" is about the same "bouquet" as your "Brew 102." If I had more crabs to trade, I would have tried for a pack of "Blue Buds." These days, I like those the best. Alas, it is what it is, and you got to do with what you got. "L.D."---I think we should head out to the garbage dump and see if we can bribe somebody for a bottle of contaminated "Blanton's Single Barrel." kronk---I thought about that, too, but the guy on duty this week doesn't eat seafood. "L.D."---Ugh! |
Date: 4/9/2022 4:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I passed off a roll of toilet tissue to you. What have you been doing with the real envelopes? |
Date: 4/9/2022 5:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...by the way, here I am reacting to that joke: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnconsciousGleamingJaeger-max-1mb.gif |
Date: 4/9/2022 8:30:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I would’ve used Clyde the Orangutan from Any Which Way But Loose. |
Date: 4/11/2022 6:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"Right turn, Clyde!"..."Left turn, Clyde!" "Put the thing in reverse and run slap dab over `em!" kronk---Hey, hey, hey! What is it with you? "L.D."---I mauled a possum, down by the crossroads, and my blood is up! kronk---Steady, now, dog! I have a 900 ft per second airgun, loaded with a Tylenol PM dart and I'm prepared to use it! "L.D."---Ugh! |
Date: 4/11/2022 8:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...check the barrel on that air gun. L.D. has been acting funny lately and may have plugged it. |
Date: 5/20/2022 7:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler You may have something, there. "L.D." has, without a doubt, in my mind, anyway, a vindictive streak. When we have a difference of opinion and go to bed, I've found that many times I wake up in the middle of the night to find that I am short of breath, and his rump has somehow managed to re-locate itself to my pillow. "L.D."---You're delusional, man...(hehehe) |
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