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Date: 4/2/2022 11:51:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Now if only a certain actor on a certain awards ceremony had the good sense to realize the stakes of his actions, then no one at the bar that night would have needed a designated driver.  |
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Date: 4/2/2022 1:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Okay, there are more jokes regarding the meaning of life that dovalu |
Date: 4/2/2022 4:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: I was beginning to worry. Kronk said that you probably got syndicated and moved to "the Big Apple." I told him there was no way, `cause you are a "straight up, good dude," and would never have anything to do with "the Mob." kronk---Yeah, well, you know what "they" did to "Slap Happy Pappy." "L.D."---"Mmmm, could be?  |
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Date: 4/2/2022 4:57:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Thanks for looking out for me L.D. Ever since I first listened to “Shattered “ ( on one of my favorite Stones album , Some Girls ) Iknew right then and there I would never, ever bite the big apple. |
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Date: 4/2/2022 5:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"Huh shadoobie!"...Love that tune! |
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Date: 4/3/2022 8:58:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm boycotting this: https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51980166145_7460eedc9e_o.jpg  |
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Date: 4/3/2022 11:32:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^I didn’t realize that the Proud Boys were so easily offended. Apparently there wasn’t a Trump rally going on. |
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Date: 4/3/2022 11:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Proud Boys? I think not. That's the Waffle House Gang. Go now while you can still catch them! |
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Date: 4/3/2022 1:49:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Wow! Aren’t they up for an award at this year’s GRAMMY’s? Yeah, best album. What was the title? “ The Waitress Slapped Slapped The *$#% Outta Me!” |
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Date: 4/3/2022 5:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I love "The Waffle House." Nothing fancy, but usually everything is alright. "L.D."---How about taking us over there tomorrow morning? kronk---Tell you what, big boy. If we manage to clear $12.75, worth of crab, we'll stop by and split a "Country Ham n Egg Breakfasts." "L.D."---Capitol! |
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Date: 4/3/2022 9:25:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
There was a Waffle House within walking distance of my place of residence in Arizona. I would treat myself to breakfast early in the a.m. and love their coffee. I must’ve been a truc driver in a previous life. |
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Date: 4/5/2022 2:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you told me that you were a loofah in a previous life. How many lives have you had? |
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Date: 4/5/2022 2:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you told me that you were a loofah in a previous life. How many lives have you had? |
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Date: 4/5/2022 2:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I guess the double reply was so you could keep up if I typed too fast. |
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Date: 4/5/2022 3:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I offer my apology for calling you a loofah and also for not including any pictures in my replies that you could color. |
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Date: 4/5/2022 4:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: Kronk is "almost" older than dirt. I believe that dirt has a few hundred million years on him, but he is still way up there. He kept changing his "original" design, whereas I, have retained my identity for approx. 50,000,000 years. kronk---I had to keep changing my identity to placate the "IRS." They've been around for, like, forever. r |
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Date: 4/5/2022 5:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Public Announcement: Hekler is a huge fan of Willy Wonka and the Oompa Loompa characters there in, hence the grammatical errors in his spiteful replies. |
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Date: 4/5/2022 5:43:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, L.D., would that be like the routine maintenance in your auto owners manual? |
Date: 4/6/2022 3:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 55251
He probably couldn't slap the beef because he wasn't ... stroganoff (strong enough)  |
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Date: 4/6/2022 4:02:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! Hekler had his chance. |
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Date: 4/6/2022 6:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "Routine Maintenance" is "the" way to go, if a body owns any mechanical contraption. A trip to the auto mechanic, these days, can certainly break the bank. "L.D."---...."When we called out for another drink, the waiter brought a tray." kronk---What brought that on? "L.D."---"And so it was that later As the miller told his tale That her face, at first just ghostly Turned a whiter shade of pale." kronk---Excuse me Hey Larry. "L.D." is going all "Procol Harum" on me. "L.D."---"She said, "There is no reason And the truth is plain to see" "Whiter Shade of Pale," by Procol Harum |
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Date: 4/6/2022 10:02:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Maybe it’s time to trade that one in for a newer model…. |
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Date: 4/7/2022 7:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Yes, I've often considered dumping old kronk, but every time I start to, he gives me that old, "who you gonna curl up to, on those cold winter nights, and who could possibly scratch that secret spot, behind your left ear, as well as I can?" kronk--You said it, my dog. |
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