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Date: 3/27/2022 5:18:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Those Chihuahuas were part of a gang and can spot a police dog retired or otherwise. The German Shepard, who asked to remain anonymous, is considering a witness protection program to be relocated at an undisclosed location.  |
Date: 3/27/2022 12:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: Those chihuahuas can be extremely vicious. They can live on next to nothing, for weeks at a time, they don't cut real easy, and you can't hardly knock em out. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 3/27/2022 12:46:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
They’re like Piranhas , before you know it you’re nothing but bone! |
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Date: 3/27/2022 1:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...footballs with legs  |
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Date: 3/27/2022 1:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
REASONS TO GET A CHIHUAHUA: 1. ugly 2. nasty 3. easily flushed |
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Date: 3/27/2022 1:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
REASONS NOT TO GET A CHIHUAHUA: 1. you hold a dim view of scientists cross-breeding cockroaches with rats and poodles 2. you dislike animals that bark at the wind/clouds/dust particles/traffic lights etc. 3. may have a tendency to clog low-flow toilets. |
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Date: 3/27/2022 2:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Lol! ^^^^. Reasons to get a Chihuahua You like annoying yapping 24/7 You don’t want to spend a lot of money on a home security system No one else will put up with you Reasons NOT to get a Chihuahua You don’t like annoying yapping 24/7 You own a 12 gauge shotgun for home security You have yourself to talk to and you don’t mind the company you keep |
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Date: 3/27/2022 3:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Reasons to "get" a chihuahua: You do "not" like your next door neighbor. You are are hard of hearing. You are out of crab bait. Reasons to "not" get a chihuahua: You do not want to get bitten on your ankles. You do not want to buy an over-priced dog sweater for the chihuahua on cool evenings. You can only bait three crab traps with a large chihuahua. "L.D."---That's my people you "dishin'!" |
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Date: 3/27/2022 3:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...How do you make a chihuahua angry: Answer: |
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Date: 3/27/2022 3:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
Q. If you threw a chihuahua into the ocean, why would sharks ignore it? A: Sharks can't kick. |
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Date: 3/27/2022 4:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
Q: Why did the chihuahua cross the road? A: Because you were trying to teach it to play "Frogger". |
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Date: 3/27/2022 4:15:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It’s because of those commercials back in the late 90’s …..my phobia of eating…. at TacoBell….. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7b/96/36/7b9636b47a38fbfb96b3fe4818f470ae.jpg |
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Date: 3/29/2022 10:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Yo Quiero Taco Bell! "L.D."---Do you really? kronk---Yes, I love those hard shell, plain jane, no nonsense, tacos from that establishment. I wish I had a "six pack," right now. "L.D."---Ugh! Beer gut, yes. "Six-pack;" not likely. kronk---You're not helping. "L.D."---hehehe |
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