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"I, You, Maybe?"....kRoNk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(3/26/2022 6:41:00 PM)
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I want enough money to buy myself a hot ride.

I want to walk away, after being run over by a landslide.

I want a pair of "those" shoes, so that I "can" glide.


You need someone who'll treat you "real" fine.

You need to try "this" wine. It's from a "fine" vine.

You need steel shoes, in case you run across a land mine.


Maybe we should go outside, until the room gets fumigated.

Maybe we should bet on the thug? Odds are, his honor will be vindicated.

Maybe we should just have our fun, before "it" gets complicated.

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Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
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Date: 3/26/2022 9:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Have you tried playing the Texas Lotto?  
Date: 3/27/2022 12:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Many moons ago, I had a dollar change, off a purchase, and bought a ticket. When the lotto results were posted, I remembered and started looking for my
ticket. I finally found the ticket in the garbage can, covered with coffee grounds and brown gravy, cleaned it up as best I could, cashed it in and
collected eighty dollars. My one and only score.

"L.D."---These days, he saves his change and buys cheap muscatel.

kronk---I'm looking for "a sure thing," these days, baby.
  
Date: 3/27/2022 2:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you need to tie three helium balloons to a chihuahua and begin a study of earth's upper atmospheric layers.

  
Date: 3/27/2022 2:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    ^^^^ noisy weather ballon.  
Date: 3/27/2022 2:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...for a very brief while.

  
Date: 3/27/2022 3:46:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler Talk about a flashback! Back when I had a day job, I got three days off, without pay, for tying a flashlight to a couple of helium sample balloons and
launching it. It was so cool! When the balloons passed over the exhaust stack of a fired heater, the whole thing blew up and made a fine fireball.

Unfortunately, the superintendent just happened to be inspecting the heater, that night.

"L.D."---hehehe

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 3/27/2022 3:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk... I think we have all indulged ourselves with a few instances of "scientific experimentation" over the years.
That still isn't a good enough excuse to pardon the people that breed chihuahuas.

  

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