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Hey Larry’s JOTW #75

  Author:  5940  Category:(News) Created:(3/25/2022 11:50:00 PM)
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Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia.

The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly. After a while, the tired man gets frustrated and walks downstairs for a smoke. He stops in the lounge and asks the receptionist to bring tea to their room in five minutes.

The man walks back into the room, joins the table, leans towards a power outlet and speaks into it: "Comrade major, we want some tea to room 62 please."

His friends laugh on the joke, until there is a knock on the door. The receptionist brings a teapot. His friends fall silent and pale, horrified of what they just witnessed. The party is dead, and the man goes to sleep.

After a good night's rest, the man wakes up, and notices his friends are gone. Surprised, he walks downstairs and asks the receptionist where they went. The nervous receptionist whispers that KGB came and took them before dawn.

The man is horrified. He wonders why he was spared.

The receptionist responds: "Well, comrade major did quite like your tea joke."

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Date: 3/25/2022 11:51:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    This spud’s for you……..  
Date: 3/26/2022 6:48:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    What do you call a very angry shot of vodka?

Mean spirited…. Or …, oh wait. I’m not allowed to name a certain member of this website ( Or as HE would call it The Party if he were to invade ).

Never mind, forget about it….
  
Date: 3/26/2022 8:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...vee know ver you live...

  
Date: 3/26/2022 11:07:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Vhy is you vispering? Hmmm?  
Date: 3/26/2022 5:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...have you talked to your doctor about the side-effects of defenestration lately?

  
Date: 3/26/2022 5:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "Truth is, nobody knows why Marcellus threw Tony out of that four story window except Marcellus and Tony. When you little scamps get together, you're worse than a sewing circle." (Pulp Fiction)

"L.D."---Well....Why do "you" think Marcellus threw Tony out the window?

kronk---Dog...I don't even have an opinion on that one.
  
Date: 3/26/2022 5:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I keep trying to tell people that "they" can be listening, no matter "where" you are.

"L.D."---You're a fine one to talk. When you watch the evening news, the neighbors usually always call the cops, `cause of your ranting and raving.

kronk---"Don't do what I do...Just do what I say!"

"L.D."---Yeah, and quit quoting Pelosi, too.

kronk---I ain't worried none about "Nan-Nan." We drink gin and go swimmin' together.

"L.D."---UGH!
  
Date: 3/26/2022 6:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Why no Hekler. Is that an ad for a new over the counter med?  
Date: 3/26/2022 6:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I made a promise to myself to steer clear of Mr. Wallace.  
Date: 3/26/2022 6:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Well Kronk, with GOOGLE earth, you know they can also see everything. So I can’t even walk around my house in my underwear in the summertime.  

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