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Date: 3/24/2022 3:19:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
When my time comes, I’m getting dentures.  |
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Date: 3/24/2022 3:23:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey, here’s an early JOTW for your enjoyment! What did the Bailiff say to the Dentist before having a tooth extracted? Do you promise to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth so help you God? |
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Date: 3/24/2022 12:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...if you keep telling jokes like that one^^^, you'll probably need dentures sooner than you think.  |
Date: 3/24/2022 4:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: Take good care of your teeth, man. Kronk is "between" teeth these days. He has an eight tooth partial, somewhere, but he can't locate the thing and is having to "gum" everything. kronk---I went on one of those "booze cruises" in Puerto Vallarta and "I think" I threw up my teeth into about 12 fathoms of water and an amberjack ate `em. "L.D."---"Gummy!" kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 3/24/2022 6:01:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler, I am prepared. I am a major stockholder in Poligrip…… |
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Date: 3/24/2022 6:03:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well L.D., we begin life eating pablum and other forms of baby food. Irony is an evil task master. |
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