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Date: 3/21/2022 6:15:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
They didn’t mention this in the article so it left me to ponder…… you know how quiet patrons are when the library staff are around? Yeah, it’s kind of like that “ If a tree falls and there’s nobody in the forest, does it make a sound?” type of thing.  |
Date: 3/21/2022 7:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I think that "the tree" does indeed make a sound, when it comes crashing down, even though there is no one to hear that sound."L.D."---Unless- kronk---Unless, what? "L.D."---Unless the forest floor was completely covered in "My Pillows." kronk---Could be, I suppose. By the way, how do you like yours? "L.D."---What? kronk---Your, "My Pillow." "L.D."---It's not a bad pillow and I got 66% off, too. kronk---Really? Lemme' see........That's not a pillow; that's the bag it came in. "L.D."---Ugh! Now that you mention it, my neck hurts.  |
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Date: 3/21/2022 7:55:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
https://pbskids.org/video/arthur/3026258279 |
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Date: 3/21/2022 7:57:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
L.D., I would also think that your neck isn’t the only thing that would be hurting. |
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Date: 3/23/2022 10:33:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
I just got a tip about a unique item that's coming up for auction. Got any money? kronk---No much. I still have to buy us dinner and I'm a little short. "L.D."---What's for dinner? kronk---Well, I was going to spear one of the neighbor's pet armadillos, for you, and buy myself a bottle of cheap muscatel. "L.D."---Muscatel is only $1.38. How much are you short? kronk---I'm short a dollar. Anyway, maybe I can finesse the dude at the liquor store. I'll offer him four medium crabs and the thirty eight cents. What was the item that's coming up for auction? "L.D."---Pelosi's girdle. kronk---Ugh! Please! Not on an empty stomach! |
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Date: 3/23/2022 2:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
'''I've heard about those bookie joints.  |
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Date: 3/23/2022 5:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ He should know, he runs one….or two….l |
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Date: 3/23/2022 6:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I still like going to the library. I like the BIG books that deal with "ocean currents." I mean, the things are like "three feet by three feet." and you can't check them out. You have to read `em in the library, or not at all. "L.D."---You know something? kronk---Yes...I think I do know "something;" what would you like to know? "L.D."---I was in the library the other day and I didn't see that "ocean current" book. kronk---Yeah...Isn't it weird? The library got flooded a couple of years ago and the book got carried away...by "the current." "L.D."---Ugh! kronk---"The show must go on!" |
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Date: 3/23/2022 7:16:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
…and the sea refuses no river…… |
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Date: 3/25/2022 4:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Man, I love that! It's like....."profound!" Made me feel good, just reading it. Write on.... |
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Date: 3/25/2022 5:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Actually….I must give credit to Pete Townsend for that one. |
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