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Date: 3/11/2022 10:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
The art of hitchhiking just might be making a comeback.  |
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Date: 3/12/2022 6:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hurray! I think you just solved the global energy crisis! I can confirm that I got gas by reading those jokes. https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51933696578_aaba3727d2_o.jpg  |
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Date: 3/12/2022 9:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Here's an alternate JOTW I was sitting on the toilet this morning, thinking about Donald Trump. To quote Col. "Hannibal" Smith: "I love it when a plan comes together". |
Date: 3/12/2022 10:02:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: kronk is off shopping for a 40'X 20' G.I. surplus "mosquito bar" and heavy woolen blankets. He plans on moving the family to the marshes along the bay shore and staying there 24 X 7! He's says that we need to "live close to the work, paddle around, raising the crab pots and then make a five mile hike into town to sell the catch." Mother has already left town. She says that she'll see us in eight months, unless she gets a better offer. I'm seriously considering hitching a ride up north. Doesn't Hekler live in Montreal? (The pain "is" real.)  |
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Date: 3/12/2022 10:29:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
RE: Hey Larry solved the energy crisis, That link merely spreads misinformation. That’s not energy but rather air pollution. Please get your facts in order Tucker , Jr. |
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Date: 3/12/2022 10:30:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
As to your second “ witty” response, you really need to stay away from Florida. |
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Date: 3/12/2022 10:37:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Howdy L.D.! Kronk is probably not too far off in his way of thinking. I too, have tried to live a life where it can be much simpler and bring more contentment. Alas, the song “ 20th Century Man” by The Kinks comes to mind, and to me, it applies to the 21st century as well. You should send Hekler a P.M. as to his whereabouts. Last I heard, if the grapevine is accurate, he was selling refrigerators to Eskimo’s even further North. |
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Date: 3/12/2022 11:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...look who's talking about getting their facts straight. Selling fridges to Eskimos? I think not. The real money is to be made selling sandboxes to parents in Saudi Arabia for oil options in lieu of cash. |
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Date: 3/12/2022 11:52:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That is your cat can refrain from using said sandbox. |
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Date: 3/13/2022 5:24:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
UBER is now charging customers a fuel feeeeeeeee…..weeeeeeeee https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/uber-adds-fuel-surcharge-citing-high-gas-prices/ar-AAUZXka?ocid=uxbndlbing Start getting your thumbs in shape! |
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Date: 3/13/2022 9:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I was trying to hitch a ride to the bay, to run my traps. One guy stopped, but wouldn't give me a ride because he said the bait smelled bad. How you gonna' catch crabs without bait? "L.D."---If I had a car, I wouldn't let you bring that nasty stuff, either. Two day old, un-refrigerated chicken thighs. Ugh! kronk---You have got the nerve, I tell you. I caught you rolling in the thighs, yesterday evening. "L.D."---Yeah, well, no one would hold that against me, I'm only a dumb brute. kronk---Ugh! Time for a bath. Hey! Get back here! "L.D."---hehehehe |
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Date: 3/13/2022 9:48:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Times are hard Kronk, you may have to resort to showing some leg when hitching a ride……. http://www.thecinessential.com/it-happened-one-night/scenessential |
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Date: 3/13/2022 10:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: We'd be better off if I showed my legs. Kronk's legs look like two broken pieces of an off-white picket fence. kronk---sniff-sniff...I used to have nice legs. "L.D."---If your legs ended up in a starving cannibal's cook pot, they'd get tossed out with the boiling water. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 3/13/2022 11:12:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Sounds like and idea for Cannibal Food Network……. Cajun Style. |
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Date: 3/13/2022 7:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...is this post STILL here? I thought it would have been gonged out a long time ago. |
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Date: 3/13/2022 7:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...voted off the island. |
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Date: 3/13/2022 7:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Don't be sad Kronk. I bet you do a great impersonation of Long John Silver when Halloween rolls around. |
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Date: 3/19/2022 6:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Arrrrgh.....Where's me parrot? Aye, me legs are so white, they was the inspiration for the song, "Blinded by the sight!" Arrrrgh...Where's me dog? "L.D."---Hekler He's locked himself in the spiced run cabinet, again.kronk-----Arrrgh....Dog! Fetch me a chamber pot! Arrrgh..... "L.D."---Ugh! |
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