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Date: 3/6/2022 3:57:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Now Kronk will be able to afford gasoline for his boat!  |
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Date: 3/6/2022 5:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...this can only end in tragedy as the pet owners start dying from mysterious and "accidental" falls down staircases and from handguns discharging while being cleaned by once loyal animals. Your dog wants a steak, not tofu.  |
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Date: 3/6/2022 5:46:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh don’t tell me you’d pass up an opportunity to smell dog poop and get paid for it as well! I take it back, you’d pay for the privilege……… |
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Date: 3/6/2022 5:56:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Here’s a great ad slogan they can use…..”I can’t believe it’s not hamburger!” |
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Date: 3/6/2022 6:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...as exciting as the prospects for becoming a dog turdologist may be, I'll have to bow-wow out of this one as my olfactory senses have faltered in recent years. This shouldn't keep you from applying for the position though. |
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Date: 3/6/2022 6:54:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So now you’re trying to say you’re not a “ brown nose” type of guy? How did you manage to succeed in your work life? I know, you shovel it better than a Philadelphia lawyer. |
Date: 3/6/2022 7:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: If we were in UK, that might be a good idea, BUT, kronk would have to "rent a dog," `cause I don't do tofu!kronk---You know what your problem is? "L.D."---I know of a few issues that I have, and I suppose you are going to point out at least one, that has never even occurred to me. kronk---You're "spoiled!" I can't believe that you wouldn't "eat a little tofu, for the team." "L.D."---You eat it and I'll smell your feces! Won't bother me, in the least. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 3/6/2022 7:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Your comment about "olfactory," got me to thinking. I can hardly hear out of my right ear, smell out of my right nostril, or see out of my right eye. "L.D."---Really? It obvious what's wrong, isn't it? kronk---Well....are you going to keep my diagnosis to yourself, or what? "L.D."---You've been leaning to far to the right, for most of your life, and just "slap-dab" wore out the right side of your head. Loosen up and "go left, old man, go left." kronk---But, I still don't have any money. "L.D."---On, well, then you could well be in trouble. Money is certainly not a prerequisite, but it definitely helps. |
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Date: 3/6/2022 8:58:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
But L.D., did you read the sustainability section from the Omni website? No? I see…ok here it is: The consumption of meat by our pets is thought to contribute 64 million tonnes of CO2 emissions per year (1). That’s the equivalent environmental impact of 13.6 million cars! And if that doesn’t convince you, maybe this will: WHY IS MEAT SO BAD? Rearing and feeding livestock to fatten them up so that they can be slaughtered for their meat is an incredibly inefficient use of precious resources. It takes millions more acres of land and billions more litres of water to grow the crops needed to feed them, compared to feeding ourselves and our pets with these crops directly. Whether your meat-based pet food is premium, or made from meat by-products, it’s all a part of the meat production industry, which, from beginning to end, is an environmental catastrophe. To add to this, the manure generated by intensive livestock farming is often stored in vast containers that frequently overflow, releasing antibiotics, bacteria and pesticides into the environment. As it decomposes, it releases more harmful emissions including methane and ammonia further contributing to global warming. Don’t you want to do your part and help the environment? Hmmm? |
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Date: 3/6/2022 9:02:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Money talks and there's no doubt about it Money talks and we can't live without it, What's the point of living unless you've got money? I just couldn't function without money. Money talks, money talks, Money talks, money talks. |
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Date: 3/6/2022 12:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: To the best of my recollection, I have been a form of canine for approx. 52,000,000 years. Before that, I may have been a crocodile. (It is hard to say for sure, `cause my brain developed with time.) kronk---U tink u so smought. "L.D."---Get lost, will you. I'm trying to talk development, here. kronk---Hey Larry It took me several thousand years to teach "him" not to break wind in the presence of clergy. |
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Date: 3/6/2022 12:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"Money, get back I'm all right, Jack, keep your hands off of my stack. Money, it's a hit Don't give me that do goody good bullspit (ugh?) I'm in the high-fidelity first-class traveling set And I think I need a Learjet".....(Money, by Pink Floyd) |
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Date: 3/9/2022 1:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D. here: I pride myself in contributing as much as "one and a half pounds of organic matter" to the environment, each and every day. In 66,000,000 years, that adds up to be an awful lot of.......Anyway. You get my drift. Kronk---That's a good boy. "L.D."---Ok. Gimme' my steak. |
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Date: 3/9/2022 5:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well it’s sounds to me like it’s the biodegradable fertilizer used to make plants grow. Unlike the fertilizer that politicians use to spread misinformation. Give him that steak! |
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Date: 3/9/2022 6:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry It is extremely hard to sift through all the information that is available. I'm just not the kind of guy that gets off knowing everything. "L.D."---So, what you're saying is, "this mess is hastening your inevitable slide into insanity." kronk---You're a pretty smart animal. "L.D."---I read everything, there is to read, on USM. |
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Date: 3/10/2022 6:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey! This is not a fine steak! I'm not sure it's even meat! What are you trying to pull? kronk---"It" was on sale. "L.D."---Ugh! Tastes like something that might "set" sail. You know, like a "bark canoe." kronk---Eat your canoe and be grateful. I started to get you "tofu." "L.D."---Ugh! |
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