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Hey Larry’s JOTW #72

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/5/2022 5:14:00 AM)
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A farmer had ordered a mail order bride

She arrived by train in the nearest town, so he strapped his horse to his carriage and went to pick her up.

On the way back, the horse stumbles on one leg, and the farmer loudly says "That's one!"

After a little while more, the horse once again stumbles, and the farmer loudly says "That's two!"

Getting closer to the farm, the horse stumbles a third time. The farmer mumbles "That’s it!" grabs his rifle, and jumps off the carriage.

He then moves in front of the horse and says "That was three!" and shoots the horse dead.

At this point, his new bride goes nuts, screaming at him, badgering him for shooting the horse, being inhuman and long list of other things.

The farmer then calmly looks at his new bride at says "That's one..."

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Date: 3/5/2022 6:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I miss the good old days.

  
Date: 3/5/2022 8:14:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I would too, if Only I could remember……..  
Date: 3/5/2022 10:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    "They shoot horses, don't they?"

Hey Larry "L.D." here: Your post brings to mind the time that kronk pulled a pistol on the latest Mrs. Kronk. He was dancing all around, threatening to off her, and such nonsense, because he claimed that she hid my "de-worming medicine." (I don't know why kronk was so worried about the stuff. I sure wasn't.) Anyway, Mama Kronk took about all she cared to take of his foolishness, and then executed a fine "cross body elbow strike" to his shoulder, thereby incapacitating him.

kronk---Yeah, well, I'll have you know that something got in my eye, is the only reason she got the drop on me.

"L.D."---Ha! That "something in your eye," was her other elbow.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 3/5/2022 11:14:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I do recall the 70’s movie. It reminds me of the movie of the same era, “The Great White Hope”, which, in my opinion, discovered the struggle of the human race as we now know it today.

Then again, I could be Vladimir Putin….
  
Date: 3/5/2022 11:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Vladimir Putin - isn't that a dish made with french fries, cheese curds and gravy that someone spits on before serving?

  
Date: 3/5/2022 11:57:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hekler, the French have no involvement with a mad dictator. Do to the self serving people who have no respect for the facts or truth to fast forward their agenda…… ,wait a tick…

History does repeat itself!
  
Date: 3/8/2022 4:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "L.D."---You know what I got a hankerin' for?

kronk---I'm sure that I don't really want to know.

"L.D."---I want me some "Funky Cold Medina." (Ton-Loc)

kronk---Yo, dog! Don't be lookin' at me and saying that!

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 3/8/2022 4:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "L.D."---What was that stuff we had when we were in France?

kronk---You're talking about "poo-tin?"

"L.D."---Is that the same thing that Hey Larry is referring to?

kronk---No. Hey Larry is referring to a mad dictator. You and I are talking about bread pudding.

"L.D."---Oh, I see now.

kronk---...and if Hekler were here, he would undoubtedly insert "poutine" into the conversion.

"L.D."---Amazing! Three words that are pronounced the same way, but have completely different meanings.

kronk---You don't have anything better to do, either, do you?

"L.D."---Nope.
  
Date: 3/8/2022 7:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I’d rather have bread pudding or gravy covered fries myself.  

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