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Date: 3/4/2022 5:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
A career in POLITICS is the way to go. Uh, unless you have scruples, morals, a sense of right and wrong, dignity, self respect, a heart ( Tin Man had one and didn’t even know it ), serve humanity because you genuinely care, and would never give a second thought about helping the well being of the elderly. ( That last one is because I’m in that category ) Then again, you could be the next Tucker Carlson and blame Hekler for the invasion of Ukraine.  |
Date: 3/4/2022 6:05:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: Kronk says that after a little "soul searching," he found that he could never consider politics. "He" says that he has too many scruples. I can't see that, myself, but anyway. He also reconsidered turning "vegetarian," `cause he just can't quit his smothered pork stomach. He's decided to try his hand at being a "cat burglar." I can't see that either. He's got two left feet. Anyway, take it easy. I gotta' go. I think that I just heard, "shots fired in the neighborhood." Aren't there a lot of ferrets in "The Great White North?"  |
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Date: 3/4/2022 6:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Well you know L.D., cats always have a way of landing on their feet. Though I have never found that to be true after pouring some alcohol in their water bowl. However, since Kronk has redeeming values then I agree that he’s no Warren G. Harding, and to that I say “BRAVO!” In answer to the question regarding ferrets in the Great White North, I’m leaning to “ YES”, simply because they are related to weasels….. nuff said…… |
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Date: 3/4/2022 10:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I don't have a ferret that I could send but if I can talk Tucker into going down, would that be acceptable? Word on the street is that he's a meat eater too.  |
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Date: 3/4/2022 10:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you could also ask Hey Larry how things are going with his new Russian mail-order bride: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTz8zXxdq2VMCiphy8zlEc0OVEg9fTSt4vwTISlLQbwQRDUo8tPpwIOXW3m5KUoAX2rJTk&usqp=CAU |
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Date: 3/5/2022 5:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I’ll have you know that my Russian mail order bride has no trouble chasing the neighborhood children off our front yard. Not only does she make a good salary as a professional wrestler, she also makes homemade borscht. ( that’s a code word for vodka, since vodka is being boycotted at the moment.) |
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Date: 3/5/2022 3:37:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: Yes! Send me a "Tucker Carlson," please. That dude makes about $600,000. a month, getting people all stirred up. Kronk had to quit using the motor on his crab boat, `cause he can't afford the gas. He is rigging up a harness for me to pull the boat around the marshes. (and, it's fixin' to be alligator season.) Send Tucker, A.S.A.P. !!!!! |
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Date: 3/5/2022 3:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: Kronk hooked up with a Russian Girl, during "The Siege of Leningrad," She was a pretty nice lady. She fed me beef Stroganoff. (She also had 87 confirmed kills.) |
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Date: 3/5/2022 6:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Russian women are the bomb! |
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