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Date: 3/3/2022 5:18:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What’s a “bergamot?”  |
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Date: 3/3/2022 6:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
..I'm not sure what a Bergamot is but if it can be found on a coastal walk, it must be some kind of dead fish for the dog to roll on.  |
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Date: 3/3/2022 6:30:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
The best part of spritzing L.D. with a dash of doggie cologne is you won’t have to see him to know he’s around. But what might be confusing is the cologne is unisex, so you might be disappointed when your scent leads you to the wrong canine. |
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Date: 3/3/2022 6:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...as a general rule, I don't make any attempts to sniff on dogs but whatever floats your boat. |
Date: 3/3/2022 6:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 13969
I don't want to sniff a dog either because I see mine roll around in the feces of any species and that's what they prefer to smell like. I know I wouldn't want to smell like musk of cooking oil, which is kind of how I feel like our choices might present to a dog.  |
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Date: 3/3/2022 7:03:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That’s because you lost your sense of smell sniffing spray paint during your misspent youth Hekler. Now you’re upset cuz you’re missing out on all the fun. |
Date: 3/3/2022 5:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  You just never know what that little "Cabbage" will come up with. I never did get to hang out with Elizabeth Windsor, at all. She's always fascinated me, though. "L.D." spent time with her towards the end of the second world war and he still calls her name, at times, during his "doggie dreams.""L.D."---"Lilibet" was such a peach. I could have gotten used to that kind of treatment, I think. I really shouldn't have mauled that corgi. kronk---So, you never spoke to Elizabeth, since those times? "L.D."---Oh, no! She calls me up about twice a year and we chat for hours. kronk---Really? "L.D."---Yes. She calls me her "Maddog, Across the Water."  |
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Date: 3/3/2022 6:01:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Wow! L.D. has friends in high places. I wonder if he could use his influence to get me a tour of the ever famous Tower of London? |
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Date: 3/3/2022 6:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
kronk---So, what do you know about the "fragrance?" "L.D."---"Lilibet" and I discussed it a bit. It was I, in fact, who suggested she add the "note of marmot" into the formula. kronk---Wait a minute. The post says a "note of bergamot," not marmot. "L.D."---Well, obviously "someone" made a mistake. Why would anyone mix orange flavor with dead clam, rotten cod, or decayed eel? "Rancid Marmot," on the other hand, would compliment that pile, wonderfully. kronk---Ugh! You know, at times, you are thoroughly disgusting. "L.D."---I can be, yes.  |
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Date: 3/3/2022 6:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Careful about putting too much trust in "that dog." I imagine that might actually turn out to be a "one way trip." "L.D."---Hey Larry Pay no attention to kronk. He's just jealous `cause I have more friends than he does. |
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