Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index Go to Free account page
Go to frequently asked mystery questions Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index
Welcome: to Unsolved Mysteries 1 2 3
 
 New Mystery StoryNew Unsolved Mystery UserLogon to Unsolved MysteriesRead Random Mystery StoryChat on Unsolved MysteriesMystery Coffee housePsychic Advice on Unsolved MysteriesGeneral Mysterious AdviceSerious Mysterious AdviceReplies Wanted on these mystery stories
 




Show Stories by
Newest
Recently Updated
Wanting Replies
Recently Replied to
Discussions&Questions
Site Suggestions
Highest Rated
Most Rated
General Advice

Ancient Beliefs
Angels, God, Spiritual
Animals&Pets
Comedy
Conspiracy Theories
Debates
Dreams
Dream Interpretation
Embarrassing Moments
Entertainment
ESP
General Interest
Ghosts/Apparitions
Hauntings
History
Horror
Household tips
Human Interest
Humor / Jokes
In Recognition of
Lost Friends/Family
Missing Persons
Music
Mysterious Happenings
Mysterious Sounds
Near Death Experience
Ouija Mysteries
Out of Body Experience
Party Line
Philosophy
Poetry
Prayers
Predictions
Psychic Advice
Quotes
Religious / Religions
Reviews
Riddles
Science
Sci-fi
Serious Advice
Strictly Fiction
Unsolved Crimes
UFOs
Urban Legends
USM Events and People
USM Games
In Memory of
Self Help
Search Stories:


Stories By AuthorId:


Google
Web Site   

Bookmark and Share



Hey Larry’s JOTW #71

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/26/2022 4:54:00 AM)
This post has been Viewed (118 times)

I don’t know why beer companies bother with an expiration date……..

It’s never going to make it anywhere near that.

You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here

Scroll all the way down to read replies.

Show all stories by   Author:  5940 ( Click here )

Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
Replies:      
Date: 2/26/2022 7:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...is this a JOTW or are you just bragging again?

  
Date: 2/26/2022 8:31:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    My gift as a cicerone is no joke. But my post is. Of the week, that is.  
Date: 2/26/2022 9:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I don't think that any of us here wish to discuss your perversions.

  
Date: 2/26/2022 9:08:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    It’s the 21st Century, get on board already!  
Date: 2/26/2022 9:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'm perfectly content to remain here in the 19th century with Marty and Doc.

  
Date: 2/26/2022 9:19:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Oh really? I was aware of your affinity for cars, but you never told me about the De Soto you have.  
Date: 2/26/2022 9:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...it's my daily driver:

https://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/news/1959-desoto-looks-like-a-hot-wheels-toy-runs-the-quarter-mile-in-5-seconds-169078-7.jpg

  
Date: 2/26/2022 10:06:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Well, if you ask me…and I know you didn’t, that link shows a photo of “ Christine “. K  
Date: 2/26/2022 10:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...SUPER Christine, to be specific.

  
Date: 2/26/2022 11:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: Speaking of beer. We were up in Alaska, a while back, and kronk bought a six pack, or rather, a "variety six pack" of the local beer. Yuck! Out of the six, only one was "sorta" palatable. The other five bottles tasted like something that leaked out of a moose. Ugh!

kronk---Hey! They were on sale. Did Hey Larry just mention "Christine?"

"L.D."---I believe he did mention your favorite "beef and bean burrito eating cousin."

kronk---Ummmpfh.....ummmpfh....RALPH...RALPH...RALPH....Ugh!

"L.D."---hehehe Oh, and tell Hekler that I believe Christine "is" available.

  
Date: 2/26/2022 11:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...L.D...I know the types of variety pack beers of which you speak.
Sold as "craft" beers, these are what people with little imagination
or lacking the desire to make an effort will usually purchase for me
on birthdays or holidays. You try to go the highbrow route and claim
them to be "interesting" or "full-bodied" when what you really mean
is that you're only drinking them because you ran out of your normal
brew and you're too lazy to peel yourself off the sofa and go to the
store.

I can probably tolerate Christine's malodorous ways if she'll agree
to wear about a half dozen or so of those pine tree air fresheners.

  
Date: 2/26/2022 12:39:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Christine’s malodorous ways……

Z https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY3g-UwnPaI
  
Date: 2/26/2022 1:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...that link really didn't go anywhere except to some random images or a cartoon about a girl and her smoking.

  
Date: 2/26/2022 1:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Try it w/ out the Z  
Date: 2/26/2022 1:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    And roll your own cigarettes…..  
Date: 2/26/2022 1:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Must I do everything for you?  
Date: 2/26/2022 1:49:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Use a napkin and wipe your mouth, better yet cover your face.  
Date: 2/26/2022 2:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...first of all, I don't roll my own cigarettes...I smoke a pipe like Fred MacMurray - it's more dignified.
...secondly, YES, you must do everything for me. You want to run down that $10.00 debt, don't you?
...last of all, that link led me to a video of a bunch of guys attempting a geisha look and singing - poorly on both counts.

  
Date: 2/26/2022 2:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    So….what’s your point?  
Date: 2/26/2022 2:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    BTW, you didn’t cover your mouth, let alone your face……  
Date: 2/26/2022 2:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'll make it simple for you:

x + 2 = 21, xy + 9 = z

  
Date: 2/26/2022 2:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I hope you don't run out of fingers and toes to count with.

  
Date: 2/26/2022 2:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'll make it simple for you:

x + 2 = 21, xy + 9 = z

  
Date: 2/26/2022 2:38:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Stephen Hawking sends his regards from the next dimension. BTW, has that you know what that you were concerned about ever cleared up?  
Date: 2/26/2022 3:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...yes, they plowed today.

  
Date: 2/26/2022 3:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Well then, I won’t bother to sponsor you in the next Fleet Enema 5k run…….  
Date: 2/26/2022 6:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler I agree totally, man. I have a fifth cousin, who does exactly what you said. If you bottled ditch water, put a fancy label on it and told him it was "chic,"
he'd say that he'd been drinking the stuff for years.

"L.D."---You "must" be referring to Jermajesty.

kronk---Jermajesty helped me get my first job. That dude is Grade A, far as I'm concerned. I was talking about "Cousin Hershey."

"L.D."---Oh, yeah! I swear, when that guy walks into the room, I immediately break out.

kronk---He gives me the squirts.

"L.D."---hehe...I wish I would have recorded that. It was your birthday party and you just left.

kronk---Wouldn't you have left?

"L.D."---Dude...Not only would I have left, but I wouldn't even talk about.
  
Date: 3/10/2022 6:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    "it"

"L.D."---Ugh!
  

Find great Easter stories on Angels Feather
Information Privacy policy and Copyrights

Renasoft is the proud sponsor of the Unsolved Mystery Publications website.
See: www.rensoft.com Personal Site server, Power to build Personal Web Sites and Personal Web Pages
All stories are copyright protected and may not be reproduced in any form, except by specific written authorization

Pages:671 1254 1455 497 742 1396 366 1360 964 691 1395 324 1516 701 1565 1223 1394 141 23 1513 1131 1112 169 295 1123 1322 980 340 357 1112 1533 915 334 1280 1132 606 1393 1307 1434 545 1038 1184 972 35 662 430 1278 574 1471 728 614 679 810 938 893 715 91 532 602 115 312 213 932 1407 1185 1341 1100 241 664 961 475 1413 1263 25 1102 85 789 815 1026 220 1060 1576 822 1398 1034 1132 913 443 1535 716