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Date: 2/25/2022 5:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Well Kronk, my comrade in mischief. The short answer is I have an evil twin. Now, don’t jump the gun, Hekler is not related to me. ( Which is a good thing. Can you imagine us as siblings? Things would get ugly.) You see, the #7 post of the JOTW was hijacked by a doppelgänger by the name of “ Crazy Larry .” When you were younger, did you read comic books? I did, and from that there was a character from Superman comics from Bizzaro type world / dimension who was not only the exact opposite of Superman, but a lot stupider as well. I cannot reveal anything more as I do not wish to tempt fate and awaken the stooge known as “ Crazy Larry.” One last comment, though I cannot prove it I still think Hekler may have been associated with “ Crazy Larry “ somehow……. |
Date: 2/25/2022 10:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'll take binge drinking for $1,000 Alex. When I was last speaking with Hey Larry, He was APPALLED by the Russian invasion of Ukraine. I heard today that liquor stores around the world are pulling Russian vodka off the shelves. I think he went to help. |
Date: 2/26/2022 11:20:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Thanks for the explanation, amigo. I do seem to remember something about "Crazy Larry," now that you mention it. (I don't have much of a life, during the off season." I tend to haunt the halls of USM (Thanks, Ginger.) and dredge up all manner of obscure and ancient posts. Thank heaven, crabbing season begins anew, this coming Monday.) "L.D."---You don't have a life, even when you think you do have a life. kronk---You're not helping. "L.D."---I actually feel pretty good. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 2/26/2022 12:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
You know Kronk, L.D., I have to agree with you about the affinity we have for USM. I can’t speak for Hekler as every yin must have its yang. And believe me, he is a ying yang of sorts. ( and that’s the G- Rated version ) But I agree , , here we are after all this time, enjoying one another’s company. |
Date: 2/26/2022 1:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...just crossed Hey Larry off my Christmas card list AND added a codicil to my will that stipulates that he only inherits if he agrees to give David Lee Roth his hair back. |
Date: 2/26/2022 1:58:00 PM From Authorid: 5940 Sticks younger out at Hekler due to the fact I’m no fan of Van Halen. As far as the will goes, you can keep your cereal box tops that were never redeemed for that Magic decoder ring used to decipher the code for OVALTINE. |
Date: 2/26/2022 1:59:00 PM From Authorid: 5940 ::::::: tongue |
Date: 2/26/2022 2:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I was more than a little concerned about what the item you called your "younger" was. I was beginning to think that you were late in developing in some respects. But, thank you so much for clearing THAT up. Now I can sleep without having nightmares. |
Date: 2/26/2022 2:35:00 PM From Authorid: 5940 Anything to help the mentally less fortunate. Sleep well oh bast**d of young. |
Date: 2/27/2022 8:35:00 PM From Authorid: 42945 |
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