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Date: 2/19/2022 6:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Canadian truckers are tracking you down by way of your I.P address and will be there shortly. Be a good fella and put a pot of coffee on for them, won't you? By the way, what's your favourite kind of air horn?  |
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Date: 2/19/2022 7:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...you seem to be taking an inordinate amount of time to reply. Are you searching for ear plugs or rinsing out your panties? |
Date: 2/19/2022 7:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: kronk tried to cross the border into Canada to join the protest. "They" promptly seized his passport and deported him to Papua, New Guinea. Last I heard, "they" burned him at the stake and scattered his ashes to the four winds. (kronk has had "a thing" for the Prime Minister's mother for years and looks like Trudeau finally had enough of it.)Note: Fortunately, or "unfortunately," depending on how one looks at it. "They" didn't cut his head off, first. So, the ashes will come together again, on the next full moon, and we'll have another 66,000,000 years of kronk. Ugh!  |
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Date: 2/19/2022 8:58:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry ....(A bodiless, unintelligible, voice from "somewhere" in the void.).... Bodiless, unintelligible voice---Ple ase fi---nd m---e a cle---an as h---tra--y! "L.D."----Don't pay any attention to that, Hey Larry. It's only kronk's ashes, looking for a place to crash, tonight. Bodiless, unintelligible voice----U---GH--! |
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Date: 2/19/2022 9:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D... get in touch with one of those female truckers. Maybe they could haul Kronk's ashes. |
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Date: 2/19/2022 9:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well Hekler, all I have is green tea. So that and the moldy fruit cake sent a few Christmas's ago should hold then over till the National Guard arrives. As far as horns go, I think they know where to blow it out of.....  |
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Date: 2/19/2022 9:10:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I am work today, unlike those who sitting around blowing their horns in Ottawa. |
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Date: 2/19/2022 9:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, L.D., speaking of smoking, do you prefer to roll your own in flavored blunt Wraps? |
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Date: 2/19/2022 9:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...he's at work today? In Cancun? |
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Date: 2/19/2022 9:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...you know how long it took for me to find the perfect fruitcake for you and then you offer to just give it away? I should have sent Donald Jr. instead. He would have been much easier to dupe into a "free all-expense-paid vacation". |
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Date: 2/19/2022 9:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...he's at work today? In Cancun? |
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Date: 2/19/2022 1:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
He--y La--r--ry Bodiless, unintelligible, voice--- I.. I.. I... h--av--e n--..... "L.D."----Hold on! Hold on! We ain't got all day to hang around while you "dribble out a comment!" Sheeesh! 'L.D."----He says that he hasn't smoked anything in 32,983,151 years, but if he did decide to smoke again; he would indeed use the flavored wraps in "Bauniha Fava." Bodiless, unintelligible, voice---Th---a--nk y--ou "L.D."---Yeah, sure. So, "please" don't try and say anything else. |
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Date: 2/19/2022 5:33:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yoko wants to produce the next album for Bodiless, unintelligible voice. Think Bjork on steroids. |
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Date: 2/19/2022 5:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Here’s one I missed, fits in nicely. https://www.yahoo.com/news/fox-news-contributor-admits-creating-003133239.html |
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Date: 2/19/2022 7:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: I drove kronk's ashes away by playing all 28 tracks of "Trout Mask Replica," by, "Captain Beefheart and his magic band." He's hovering above a burning 55 gallon trash barrel, downtown, trying to convince a half dozen stoned, out of work, history teachers, that the world is actually flat and it's all Donald Trump's fault. |
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Date: 2/20/2022 1:28:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
L.D., the world is flat. But the fault lies in the lazy dinosaurs that were put here by aliens from another galaxy. You see, the aliens were fed up by the laziness of said dinosaurs because ther wouldn’t even pull a cart! So they dropped their lazy butts on this planet and problem solved. Being an amateur archeological wunderkind , I have deduced where the most were left behind by the amount of oil being produced. |
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Date: 2/20/2022 3:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Dinosaurs, ugh! Your theory is as good as any, I suppose. There were still a bunch of the things running around, when we landed here in 66,000,000 B.C. Most of the ones I ran into were mean, sharp toothed, soulless, sociopaths, that were "always" hungry. Sorta like.... Bodiless, unintelligible, voice---D--on--'t s--ay i-t! "L.D."---Go back to your ashtray! Bodiless, unintelligible, voice---U--gh--! |
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Date: 2/20/2022 5:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...your dinosaur description sorta reminds me of my current common-law wife but I think she'd win if pitted against one of those amateurs. Stupid Flanders. |
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Date: 2/20/2022 6:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: Yep! I hooked up with a Great Dane, a few years back. She outweighed me by about 102 lbs and was mean as a decapitated snapping turtle's head. Sorta looked like the speaker of the house, too. But, anyway, I was attracted to her, when I saw her bring down a full grown Missouri mule. The relationship lasted until we ran out of mule meat and she started giving me "the big eye." |
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Date: 2/20/2022 6:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...but I didn't just fall off of a turnip truck either. I dug a trench around the sofa and lined it with punji sticks. She can give me mean looks and growl but she ain't getting into THIS castle. L.D....need some punji sticks? |
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Date: 2/21/2022 7:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: Indeed, low tech, but effective. Since kronk is presently reduced to ashes and vapor, I'll give you a call, when he solidifies, again. Bodiless, unintelligible voice---Yo--u me--an yo--u'd "st--ic--k m--e? "L.D."---Aiiiiiii.... Bodiless, unintelligible, voice---U--g--h--! |
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