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Date: 2/16/2022 5:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Have no fear, Hekler sent word that he still controls the poutine district in his area and has pad enough protection money to the local social club he will be able to ride the storm out.  |
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Date: 2/17/2022 4:36:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Oh yeah, this just in… Yoko Ono announced that in honor of her late husband John Lennon , a peace activist, and to commemorate “ The Live Peace In Toronto “ album by The Plastic Ono Band that she will be heading towards the Ottawa border to stage a sing in! Hekler can save yo some good areas to park yourself and he has earplugs readily available! |
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Date: 2/17/2022 4:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I see that Mr. Goo-Goo-Ga-Ga has already weighed in with his incredible powers of insightful and incisive observation. I don't believe that the situation is as dire as Kronk/L.D map it out to be According to the latest figures that I was able to access, 52% of the funding for this protest is channeled up from the U.S. against 36% coming from home-grown interests. Add to that some pillow magnate attempting to move a truckload of 10,000 pillows across the border "for the protesters" (not for publicity by any means) with both being refused entry. I would assume that Mr. Lindell has recently come across some "damning evidence" that somehow miraculously appeared in his undypants, showing proof of something or another. From my perspective, the situation seems to be well in hand as I have learned that Prime Minister Trudeau has sent a politely worded letter to the protesters requesting that they cease and desist. This will be over in no time at all.  |
Date: 2/17/2022 6:44:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  You always look on "the bright side," and that is something that I like about you. I mean, there's enough anguish in the world without constantly dwelling on it. I tried to muster support for "the cause," but got very little response, here in "the states." Seems, we're all too busy defunding the police and re- programing the children, to worry about a break in the supply chain. "L.D."---kronk has a whole "room full" of those pillows and his neck "still" hurts. kronk---Those pillows were "door prizes," I won, whenever I visited "Jefferey's Island." "L.D."---Hekler....Please adopt me. I "had a dream," last night...I fear that poor kronk is not "long for this world." kronk---Have you seen my "Icy / Hot?" "L.D."---UGH!  |
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Date: 2/17/2022 4:46:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Man! I so DO get off on "The Beatles!" Thanks for the trigger, amigo! Flashed me waaaaaaay back to school days. Dinner at Mrs. Pete's, consisted of a fried bologna and smothered potato sandwich, UZO cream soda, one of "Mr. Pete's" fantastic brownies and a Marlboro. The Wurlitzer in the back of the building, the old wooden chairs...We alternated sentry duty. (Coach loved to assign us laps, for, as he said it; "being little punks."  "Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name Nobody came Father McKenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave No one was saved"........Eleanor Rigby, by "The Beatles." "L.D."---You're.....Oh, nevermind. |
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Date: 2/17/2022 6:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Do Do Do, De Da Da Da is all I want to say to you , Hekler. |
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Date: 2/17/2022 6:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, I have much respect with that reply. You see, being from another section that prefers hiding their monkeys or looking through a glass onion… What is left? Or right? |
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Date: 2/17/2022 6:58:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry At night, when the traffic noises cease and the feral cats begin to meowl, "that's" when I sense "the monkeys." I have an onion, too. (mine is plastic.) "L.D."---kronk "was" born without a soul, but I still like you. kronk---You my dog. |
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Date: 2/18/2022 12:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...kronk/L.D....yep, people ofttimes refer to me as "an enduring beacon in the darkest of nights", "the eternal light blasting away the fogs of doom" and "Mr. Optimistic", among other things. I totally get what you mean about deprogramming and reprogramming the children. Just last night I shared a link with Hey Larry that led to an article on a child-sized AR-15 that was called the JR-15. Fun for the whole family and would probably fit in a backpack if they offered a folding stock as an option. Give these kids some experience with weapons at a younger age and they'll be able to reenact "Red Dawn" when those nasty Russkies invade your homeland. Tap 'em twice in memory of poor ole granny. L.D....when you say that kronk is not long for this world, might you be suggesting that he has signed on for a mission to Mars? What a trooper! I myself often get the feeling that I'm not long for this world and yet, I wake up the next morning and there I am again. It's getting repetitive. |
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Date: 2/18/2022 12:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...and I see that Hey Larry is still suffering from the delusion that he's the lead singer for that 70s/80s group, "The Police" I believe that the guy's name was Stuart Copeland aka "Stink". Did I get that right? |
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Date: 2/18/2022 3:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler, your dog has failed to complete the obstacle course due to the ….pit stop. |
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Date: 2/18/2022 3:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...and now there's a new obstacle. |
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Date: 2/19/2022 7:12:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: kronk is out gathering "street urchins" for his "coupe." He took your "JR-15" idea to "the engineers and they bought it. "Someone" will be in touch to discuss a payment option for your idea. That "someone" will appear to be one of the afore mentioned street urchins, except the "someone" will have clean fingernails and hail you with the phrase; "I'm looking for fresh seafood," to which you should reply; "Let's talk shrimp." With "adequate" funding, a factory, somewhere in Ukraine, insists that they can turn out 3.5 million units by April 1, 2022. As far as Mars goes, I doubt if kronk would consider going back there. We were run off that planet 66,000,000 years ago, barely escaping ahead of a swarm of "smurfs," after kronk, for inciting an insurection. Some people "never" learn. |
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Date: 2/19/2022 7:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D.... let me guess...the guy I'm going to say "let's talk shrimp" goes by the name of Bubba, right? Kronk stirred the pot on Mars 66 million years ago? It should be safe for him to return by now. I have it on good authority that Martian Smurfs have A.D.D. I told Hey Larry about this too but he forgot. |
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Date: 2/19/2022 7:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Shrimp Enchiladas, Shrimp Ceviche, Shrimp Curry, Roasted Garlicky Shrimp, Shrimp Rolls, Roasted Cumin Shrimp, Shrimp Boil, Charred Shrimp, Gingery Shrimp Toasts, Creole Shrimp, Shrimp and Zucchini Scampi, Vietnamese Shrimp and Vegetable Rolls, Chutney-Glazed Shrimp, Thai Shrimp, Red Curry Shrimp, Shrimp Curry Potstickers, Garlic-Clove Shrimp, Shrimp Tacos... |
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Date: 2/19/2022 9:04:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "That's...That's about it." Gotta' love shrimp! |
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Date: 2/19/2022 2:10:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
He--y L--arr--y Bodiless, unintelligible voice---J---us--t s--ay no to Yo---ko !!! "L.D."---How long `till the next full moon? I can't take much more! Bodiless, unintelligible, voice---H---a, h--a, ha..h--a "L.D."---UGH! |
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Date: 2/19/2022 5:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
All we are saying, is give piece a chance. A piece of pie, a piece of cake, break me off of that Kit Kat bar! |
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Date: 2/19/2022 7:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: As the ageless pet of a recently vaporized fellow site member, I strongly advise you to forget about Yoko On, and kronk, for that matter, don your noise cancelling headphones, and listen to "The Allman Brother's Band, doing "The sky is crying;" at the Orpheum Theatre, in Boston, Mass. 12/03/2011...Take two aspirin and check with me tomorrow. |
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Date: 2/20/2022 6:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...wasn't there a rumor of some potentially compromising photos of Donald Trump giving piece a chance? I'm getting forgetful and feel like I'm 66 million years old. |
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Date: 2/21/2022 4:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Fake news Hekler, fake news…. |
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Date: 2/21/2022 5:36:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Immortality is not always tripping through time, smelling the roses. I once kept a "crick in my neck" for 12,000 Years. "L.D."----Ugh! You've been a "pain in my rump" for way longer than that! And, anyway, what are you doing whole? It's not full moon yet! Get back in your "gaseous state!" Bodiless, unintelligible, voice---U--gh-! |
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