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Date: 2/13/2022 3:50:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
This just in…..New Zealand officials have been considering upping their game by playing select music from Yoko Ono’s greatest hits…..  |
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Date: 2/13/2022 8:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...why not make it a special occasion and play that "chicken dance" song they play at weddings? I could probably come up with a 24 hour program of songs that would disperse a crowd.  |
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Date: 2/13/2022 8:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I remember the time that you dressed up like Carmen Miranda and sang "Copacabana". |
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Date: 2/13/2022 8:33:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...yeah...there was also that time when you sang "Muskrat Love" and all the squirrels in the neighborhood took dives off of the high wires in front of semi trucks. Everyone ate free for a month. |
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Date: 2/13/2022 8:34:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Chicken dance along with the wheels on the bus goes round and round. |
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Date: 2/13/2022 8:36:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey, I have the legs for it. Can’t say the same for the rest of me though….. |
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Date: 2/13/2022 8:36:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I care for others in my community. Besides, buzzards gotta eat too! |
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Date: 2/13/2022 8:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I must admit, you do have a nice set of gams. |
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Date: 2/13/2022 8:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I heard that Justin Trudeau was working closely with the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to install a retracting function on the Ambassador Bridge between Ontario and Michigan. Can truckers swim? Will they go down with their rigs? Why is poutine described as "God's Food"? |
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Date: 2/13/2022 9:26:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Truckers have a secret code known as “ Rubber Duck.” Part of their training at truck driving school is not only learning how to swim, but also life guard duty. Mouth to mouth isn’t just for the cub radio good buddy! |
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Date: 2/13/2022 9:28:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Isn’t poutine the real reason for all that commotion in Ottawa? |
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Date: 2/13/2022 9:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...the commotion in Ottawa was initially instigated by a shortage of cheese curds. There was a three truck accident on the Ambassador Bridge...a truck carrying a load of P.E.I. potatoes, a truck carrying fresh cheese curds from St-Albert Cheese Co-Op in Ontario and a tanker truck full of American gravy. It was terrible! Also delicious! |
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Date: 2/13/2022 9:46:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Wow! I had no idea. Should the United Nations get involved? |
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Date: 2/13/2022 9:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...only if they have a large quantity of plastic forks. |
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Date: 2/13/2022 10:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I breathe a sigh of relief, as plastics makes it possible…..l. |
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Date: 2/13/2022 10:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I could send you a spoon so you don't injure yourself... |
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Date: 2/13/2022 10:59:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Your “ sincerity “ overwhelms me. |
Date: 2/13/2022 5:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: Oh, NO! YOKO!kronk---Easy there, old buddy. Talk about "cruel and unusual." "L.D."---"Gimme' what I want and no one gets hurt!" (Vertigo, by U2)  |
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Date: 2/13/2022 5:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"All my friends know the low rider." (Low Rider, by WAR) Quick! Get me a Corona and a half dozen poutine tacos! I feel a need! kronk---"A need for speed?" "L.D."---No, a reckoning. kronk---Yambo Bwana. |
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Date: 2/13/2022 7:32:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yeah L.D., it seems they’re really serious about the Oh No threat. It’s worse than a silent dog whistle eh? Cotton, lot’s of cotton for the ears. |
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Date: 2/13/2022 7:34:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I meant to ask if there were any food trucks in the Ottawa get together. Is it worth the poutine? Anybody? |
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