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...a once in a lifetime opportunity

  Author:  5301  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(2/8/2022 4:49:00 PM)
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I was reading a post the other day and I noticed Hey Larry bragging about his limited edition
Olympia beer can with  a picture of Honus Wagner on the label.
 
He had mentioned that he had purchased this as a sure-fire collecor's item
and claimed that he felt it might one day be worth it's weight in gold..
 

 
Well, it isn't and it never will be.
 
Most Americans these days wouldn't know the difference between Honus Wagner and Honus Abe.
 
 
 
This is why I'm going to take a few minutes out of my incredibly busy day
to let you in on the bargain of a lifetime!
 
You'll have to act fast because once Hey Larry logs on, this item will be gone
like yesterday's dog meat in a North Korean supermarket
 
 
You can bid on this as often as you'd like...you can even bid against yourself just to be
sure that you have an even better chance of bringing this beauty home with you!
 
The item up for offer is a brand-new, 2022 Donruss Nascar collector card
depicting the Trump Nascar entry for this year.
 
I've been told that the chances of getting one of these is about one in four million.
 
Here is a photo of the card at about 3X magnification:
 
 
Don't be listening to your wife when she starts griping about your stupid spending - BID NOW!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Date: 2/8/2022 4:55:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...I'd like to apologize to L.D. for breaking the honest truth about dogs in N.K.
You should NEVER go there.

  
Date: 2/8/2022 5:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    UGH!

kronk---What?

"L.D."---Did Hekler just make a reference to "dog meat in a North Korean supermarket?"

kronk---There is no way that he could have known that you lost 1/4 inch of your left ear in a Korean market, to that butcher, "Kang-Dae-Phat."

"L.D."---I was lucky. Old "Phat" was going for a decapitation stroke. Bloody cleaver looked like a broad axe! I need a "moosehead."

  
Date: 2/8/2022 5:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk/L.D. I have some good news for you.

Kang-Dae-Phat was recently executed by the state after being caught listening to K-Pop boy bands.

You never need to fear THAT cleaver again.

  
Date: 2/8/2022 5:34:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...everyone is probably wondering why I am selling this great treasure.

I have recently become disenchanted with the Trump group after learning
my Trump coins were silver plated plastic so I'm getting rid of it all
and I'm beginning to invest in Nancy Pelosi rarities instead.

  
Date: 2/8/2022 6:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    I’m not a fan of NASCAR. I’m no fan of #45. This card has been mass produced / misprinted and is totally worthless because the card company that mass produced this card failed to recognize familiar Trump Inc., merchandise that cost him millions of dollars to stop the steal.

Mar- A - Lago isn’t even mentioned…..sad….l.
  
Date: 2/8/2022 7:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

..I can only assume that someone that buys beer cans as an investment (poured the beer down the drain, did you?),
has a finely tuned sense of market trends and is therefore qualified to make judgements on items of this quality.

Your "thinking while drinking" has outed you to the world yet again. Someone should do an intervention for you.

F.Y.I.: Mar~a~Lardo is depicted in all it's glory on the trailer that carries this beast as well as carrying all
logos for the most popular Trump brands.

  
Date: 2/9/2022 4:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Nice Try. See you at the next Canadian Comicon / Poutine convention.  
Date: 2/9/2022 5:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 55251    Wow, such an offer. Only a madman would refuse to bid on this item. Unfortunately, my budget for Trump merchandise has been depleted... because it was zero.  
Date: 2/9/2022 12:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    ***** You're already a winner Morphix! Way to stay ahead of the chicanery.

  
Date: 2/9/2022 3:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler "L.D." here: I am so stoked to hear of the demise of that butcher, KD Phat. (He should have known that "K-Pop" stuff would never fly, up in the north.) The guy was a real slime ball. I was investigating the disappearance of a friend of mine, when I ran afoul of Phat. My friend was a "Li Hua Mao," (fox flower cat) named "Shif-T." Come to find out, Phat had butchered and made "Kat Kam Yan Jan," (Chinese sausage) out of old Shif. Instant Karma, is deadly.   

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