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Date: 2/5/2022 4:50:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Wait for it……. Wait for it…….  |
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Date: 2/5/2022 7:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OW! Well, THAT sucks. I was laughing so hard at the "pure bread" joke that I gouged out my right eye with my cereal spoon. My lawyer will be in contact with your ambulance chaser. I hope you like living in a cave.  |
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Date: 2/5/2022 8:06:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well, if it isn’t the life of the party. What took you so long? Let me guess, the poutine food truck that normally comes in your neighborhood broke down, and you felt that it was your duty to get it back in a condition of whatever standards worthy of The Trailer Park Boys. Can you guess the theme of the JOTW? |
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Date: 2/5/2022 8:14:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...the only theme that I can see here is that you're alluding to being personally constipated. There are remedies for that you know. |
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Date: 2/5/2022 8:20:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Wow! Not even close. How are things at Possum Lodge these days? |
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Date: 2/5/2022 9:11:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...we changed the name from Possum Lodge to A Canadian Tribute to Arkansas". Red got wheeled off to a senior's home because he was getting up there and kept duct taping his Depends to the tops of doors. Harold has assumed control of the place now and we're planning a special cookout with all of your favorite foods: branches, mud and road kill that hasn't gotten too pungent. I have sent an old nag with a dog cart to fetch you. |
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Date: 2/5/2022 9:34:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! Harold is your relative in some way no doubt. I have a year’s supply of Squirrel Hordurves and Mystey Meat Treats to share amongst the folks who gather at the weekly get together. |
Date: 2/5/2022 12:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 55251
You might want to rewrite these dog jokes. They are a bit ruff.  |
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Date: 2/5/2022 1:32:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That’s true Morphix. They really had no bite. LOL ! |
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Date: 2/5/2022 1:37:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
BTW, Morphix has been the closest to guessing the theme. |
Date: 2/5/2022 7:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: I am totally stoked that you'd dedicate your "JOTW" to me and my pet human, kronk. I look forward to the "JOTW" every Saturday. I think that kronk likes it too, though he's usually too busy rolling in carrion and then licking himself, to pay much attention to such civilized entertainment. kronk---Yo, dog! You got any "Moosehead Beer?" "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 2/5/2022 9:09:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Do they still make RED DOG beer ? |
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Date: 2/6/2022 3:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry It's me, kronk. (Every now and then, "the dog" possesses me and reverses our identities.) I'm not sure if "Red Dog" is still on the market, anymore. I went to e-bay the other day and someone was trying to sell an empty 12 oz can for $4.95, American. What's the world coming to? I remember when I used to pick up cans, the most I ever got was like thirty cents for a pound of `em. |
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Date: 2/6/2022 4:50:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well Kronk, I once paid an exuberant amount of money for an Olympia Beer can featuring the elusive Honus Wagner, you know, baseball player who’s supposed reason to have his likeness removed on a baseball card because he didn’t want children to take up smoking. ( He chewed tobacco, but I digress) Anyway, I thought that beer can would be the next Holy Grail of collectibles like that baseball card. Olympia Brewing Company was originally based in Tumwater, Washington. The only pro baseball team to arrive in the state of Washington was the Seattle Pilots….. Yeah. |
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Date: 2/6/2022 4:53:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Seattle Pilots, 1969… went bankrupt the next year and moved to Milwaukee. Brewers. Irony sucks. |
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Date: 2/6/2022 6:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry If the rumor is true, about Wagner, I would hail him as a "man of principle." For the record: "Kids; throw those stogies away! I finally "kicked the habit," after forty nine years and I wish I'd done that forty eight years and 364 days, sooner. Looking back, I think I could have been as fine a running back as "Earl Campbell," if I hadn't smoked during recess. "L.D."---HA HA HA !!!! Don't let him kid you, folks. kronk was a third string, defensive end, who only got to play when the team starters all caught the "swine flu," from sharing cheap wine, two days before the last game of the season. His team "shattered" their school record, by "getting beat" 93-00. |
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