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Date: 2/4/2022 11:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I got passed over for a promotion at work, but that’s another story and isn’t humorous at all. If some woman had given me the choice between a brand new four wheel drive truck and her dancing around in her birthday suit then the answer is obviously I have eaten one too many mushrooms. Good joke, will there be a number three?  |
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Date: 2/5/2022 8:02:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...if anyone wants to see what Number Two looks like in person, see the post directly above this one.  |
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Date: 2/5/2022 8:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...this joke pretty much reflects where I am in life right now. I'll take the truck behind door #2. |
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Date: 2/5/2022 8:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I have consulted a former psychic that was wrongly involved with a massive phone scam ( Miss Kleo,Call Me Now!) backin the 90’s.Her expertise and years of experience has led her to believe that Hekler can expect party cloudy with a chance of poutine….. |
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Date: 2/5/2022 9:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...what good is a former psychic? There isn't going to be any cloudy party. Next time, dig deep, pay the extra two dollars and get a real seer. |
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Date: 2/5/2022 9:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
That’s a thinly veiled reference to the fact that you have a Parker Brothers Ouija Board game and you failed at the neighborhood lemonade stand. Nice try. |
Date: 2/5/2022 7:18:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: kronk is out cold, and is likely to stay that way for at least six weeks. It took all the poor thing had to put out those few lines. I'm not really sure if he can even count to three. kronk---"Uno, dos, tres, catorce!" (U2-vertigo) "L.D."---Good boy. Here's a nice armadillo bone. It's going to be alright. kronk---purrrrrrrr  |
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Date: 2/6/2022 4:16:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I can dig it, man. The other day, an anorexic hitchhiker tried to steal my old truck. The temperature was about 31 degrees outside, with a thirty MPH wind blowing and this girl was standing at the crossroads, wearing a halter top and holey jeans. So, I pulled over, she gets in and immediately pulls a 14 inch switchblade knife and says that she'll let me live if I give her all the money I have AND the keys to the truck Shucks, man, I was about to comply, (I mean, that knife looked as long as my arm and extremely sharp.) when "L.D." grabs the hand she was wielding the blade with and after savaging her, grabbed the knife, scalped her, and pushed her out the window. "L.D."---We were on the way to "Easy mart," to get my dog chow and there was no way I was gonna' go hungry `cause of some fly weight smack freak. |
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Date: 2/6/2022 4:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Man’s Best Friend! |
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Date: 2/6/2022 6:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Yes....He's a good dog, if a little "high strung." |
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