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Date: 2/2/2022 12:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And this might be the end of The Weather Channel.  |
Date: 2/2/2022 6:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 13969
TWC is a zombie and you can't kill it.  |
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Date: 2/2/2022 6:34:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
The horror…..the horror…… |
Date: 2/2/2022 12:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "Punxsutawney Phil" is on the job! "L.D."---Yeah; I'm going back to sleep. kronk---I was grooming a "yearling nutria" to do the forecasting down here, since Texas weather is so crazy. (and we don't have groundhogs, either) Unfortunately, the day before the "nutria" was due to come out, "L.D." dug it up and ate it. My cousin "Cassandra" says we'll likely end up with some form of volcanic eruption, in a week. "L.D."---Hey! I was hungry. If you fed me something other than that cheap dog food, enriched with cardboard, I wouldn't have had to eat that rat. And anyway, your cousin has been on a "100 proof" diet, for the last ten years. kronk---Yeah....That's what "King Priam" said, and look what happened to him. "L.D."---Ugh?  |
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Date: 2/2/2022 4:45:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Soooooooo, I am trying to understand that the “ Nutria” System is nothing like “Nutra” System and L.D. is not on a weight loss program? Oh, and please excuse me, Priam …..not a hybrid vehicle? |
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Date: 2/2/2022 5:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry kronk, here: "L.D." couldn't put "another ounce of dog" inside his skin. He chases, and usually eats, anything smaller than a two humped camel. The other day, I caught him trying to wrangle an off duty Texas Ranger. "L.D."---Oh, wait a minute there, bucko! That ranger was trying to steal a horse. "They" used to hang horse thieves, west of the Pecos. kronk---Yeah, well we ain't "west of the Pecos," and you ain't Judge Roy Bean. Besides, it was the guy's horse. "L.D."---C'mon, man. kronk---You ain't that Biden guy, either! |
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Date: 2/2/2022 6:04:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Nor Chuck Norris I gather? |
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Date: 2/2/2022 6:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry kronk, here: Down around these parts, we usually genuflect, when Chucks's name is mentioned. "L.D."---Get off your knees, you weakling! The only human that "I" ever knelt to was "Clayton Moore." kronk---What about "Jay Silverheels?" "L.D."---"Justice is what I seek, Kemosabe." kronk---"Agua Frio!" |
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Date: 2/3/2022 2:41:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Meanwhile, back at the ranch. The lowly stable boy Hekler is left holding down the fort and cleaning out the stables………. |
Date: 2/4/2022 4:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Back in the eighteen seventies, kronk decided to try his hand at outlawing. (I was off in Europe, researching "The Crown Heads." He rode up to the Bighorn Mountains, somewhere in Wyoming, asking about a membership in "the hole in the head gang." Somebody with a Sharps .50 took a pot shot and very nearly granted his request. He's still got the scar on his "sinistris superciliary arch." kronk---That's easy for you to say. |
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Date: 2/4/2022 7:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Well, it's almost time for Hey Larry to post the "JOTW." "L.D."---What? Hey, can you scratch something for me? kronk---NO!!! You'll have to take care of "that," yourself. "L.D."---C'mon, man. I've got a crick in my neck and I can't reach it. kronk---Suffer "L.D."---Ugh! |
Date: 2/7/2022 4:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 28848
Six more week of winter according to Phil. Meanwhile, we are living the life over here in Oregon with super mild winters as usual. Gotta love this place.   |
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Date: 2/7/2022 5:58:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That’s great! Good to see you. |
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