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New invention to communicate with parallel universes using powerful poop smells

  Author: 67821  Category:(Science) Created:(2/1/2022 11:42:00 AM)
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I have made a device in order to create poop smells potent enough to leak into parallel universes. It is a heated ceramic bowl. I fill it with my poop and it self bastes with a sugar au jus blend. This keeps it warm and moist in order to encourage maximum bacterial growth for enhanced smell. I expect that in about 10 days it will reach the smellieness threshold that it can pass the space time barrier of this universe into another universe. I will leave it for 8 days to correspond to the letter H of the elphabet. After that I will clean the device with bleach and wait to see if i get a poop smell response from a parallel universe. After the response is received I will then spell out the letter I with poop smell. If successfull and I expect it will be this will be a breakthrough in science. I have already applied to nasa for additional funding in this project. If anyone has any improvements to this revolutionary device feel free to suggest them.

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Date: 2/1/2022 3:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 67327    I support this notion. Those other parallel universes think they have it so good with their lack of pandemic stuff, let's see how they handle a poop smell unlike any other.  
Date: 2/1/2022 5:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...hmmm...I'm sort of on the fence here. Do I agree with you or do I suggest seeking help?

  
Date: 2/1/2022 6:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 55251    I think this this what the Internet calls a "troll" post.  
Date: 2/2/2022 12:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Ooopps! This isn’t the Food Network, wrong channel.  
Date: 2/2/2022 10:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 13969    I honestly think this is a crappy idea.

Just run SETI@home instead. It appears to do a lot of bench marking and science as opposed to making poo potions for divination. Poop can be a communicative tool, but does not conduct the transference of what you seek very well in this context. Regroup later and then let's get back to NASA with an updated plan.
  
Date: 2/2/2022 12:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Ugh! What's that smell? Have you been into the egg salad, again?

"L.D."---My tummy aches.

kronk---My dog should be on "the team." He is expert at finding the foulest of dead and decaying things to roll in. The other day, he found a quarter pound of week
old bait shrimp, that some fisherman abandoned on the lake shore. It smelled so bad, the flies wouldn't land on it.

"L.D."---You're such a "stick in the mud;" I found it to be an "aromatic and pleasing bouquet."

kronk---RALPH!!!
  
Date: 2/2/2022 4:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    LOL@ Sand Ghost! What an effective way to say it’s all a bunch of #*%@!  
Date: 2/2/2022 4:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Kronk, a quarter pound of week old bait shrimp is far better than. Quarter Pound burger from a certain mass produced fast food chain that formerly had a clown that wasn’t the clown from “ IT” but might have well been and not thing you know obesity is the new Orange……  
Date: 2/2/2022 6:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Isn't "that chain" the one that installed exercycles in the dining area? Only thing I ever ate there was the fries. Those are "exquisitely salty."

"L.D."---You, are "the" quintessential angina pectoris candidate.

kronk---I.....I....I..

"L.D."---Can't deny it, can you?

kronk---Oh, poop.
  
Date: 2/3/2022 2:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    BINGO!  

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