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DUMB JOKE

  Author:  5301  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/29/2022 5:36:00 AM)
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(continued from part 1)

 

DUMB JOKE

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay. If I don't want this post pulled down due to lack of content, I'd better toe the line and add something.

 

Better joke:

Here's a photo of Hey Larry's father being shown his new son for the first time at some rural clinic:

 

 

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Date: 1/29/2022 7:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Ah yes, papa was in such a hurry to get to the hospital that he………

( fill in the blank )
  
Date: 1/29/2022 7:50:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

Ah yes, papa was in such a hurry to get to the hospital that he………

...forgot to take your mother along, stopped off for a pack of smokes and strangely forgot where he lived and was never seen again.

  
Date: 1/29/2022 8:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Wow! Mr. Grumpy is in a good mood today……not.  
Date: 1/29/2022 10:22:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...you're not the first person to notice my sunny demeanor.

  
Date: 1/29/2022 10:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Nor the last….. Kronk and L.D. have yet to comment.  
Date: 1/29/2022 12:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...I sent them a pair of tickets to lobsterfest.
I think they'll see things my way.

Bribery - it's the American way!

  
Date: 1/29/2022 1:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    But your Canadian. Curse that North American Free Trade Agreement!  
Date: 1/29/2022 1:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...you know what they say: 'When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do'

  
Date: 1/31/2022 5:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler Thanks for the tickets, man. Being "something" of a sea faring man, myself.....few things mean more to me than sixteen, or so, pounds of fresh "langouste,"
and a two pound tub of "real butter."

"L.D."---I don't eat shellfish, so "he" left with his cousin "Tito." We had a great time eating "kitty kat tacos" and drinking mescal.

kronk---I picked him up a couple of days later and on the way home, he burned out my nasal hairs with his flatulence. Ugh!
  
Date: 2/7/2022 4:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 28848    Ummm...I'm not even sure what to say. Hi Heckler. Good to know you're still around.  
Date: 2/17/2022 5:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Release Me Good to read you, lady! Just say the first thing that comes to mind. (Everybody else does.)   

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