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Date: 1/29/2022 1:35:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And the plumber got docked a days pay as well.  |
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Date: 1/29/2022 5:43:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...OMG! My ribs are sore from all the guffawing I've been doing! Someone sign that parrot up for the Carson Show.  |
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Date: 1/29/2022 5:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...the only way that this could have been better is if you had submitted it as an audio file with Cindy-Lou Who (who was no more than two) narrating this in a faux parrot voice. That would have us all gasping for air! |
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Date: 1/29/2022 7:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Wow! I never realized I had a fan base here. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fgiphy.com%2Fexplore%2Fnumber-ones&psig=AOvVaw1AeR-0XLwjtCalLmrnBFZU&ust=1643555259224000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAgQjRxqFwoTCODMms2e1_UCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD |
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Date: 1/29/2022 7:18:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Maybe I should’ve used this joke instead………. What’s the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on? A royal flush is better than a full house. |
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Date: 1/29/2022 7:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...RE: What’s the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on? Don't sell yourself short...this joke encompassed both of those things. |
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Date: 1/29/2022 8:28:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You remind me of a plumbers butt crack. It’s one of those things you don’t want to see but nevertheless there it is. |
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Date: 1/29/2022 10:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...that reminded me of that time when you were young and was playing the American version of Sherlock Holmes. You stuffed all the evidence down the back of your trousers because you were determined to crack the case. |
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Date: 1/29/2022 10:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I can tell by your recent snarky comment that you have done time for being a safe cracker. |
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Date: 1/29/2022 12:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...better a safe cracker than a dead cracker I always say. |
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Date: 1/29/2022 1:00:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Your cell mate Bubba was very gentle with you. |
Date: 1/31/2022 5:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: Parrots are notorious for being brutally honest.kronk---Yo! You want a cracker? "L.D."---Nope. Don't need no "cracker." I have my paw's full, dealing with a raging, crazy, cajun. kronk---Keep `em coming, Hey Larry! "They" are trickling in, every now and then.   |
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