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Date: 1/25/2022 7:53:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 If I could have a do-over then all would be forgiven. |
Date: 1/25/2022 7:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I could sense the love... |
Date: 1/25/2022 7:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...of beer. |
Date: 1/25/2022 8:06:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Homer Simpson is my mentor. |
Date: 1/25/2022 8:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you could do worse. It's also good that you finally folded your Paul Reubens fansite. |
Date: 1/26/2022 4:56:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So are you trying to replace Homer as my mentor? Pee Wee and I had one thing in common. Our dislike of door to door salesmen. |
Date: 1/26/2022 1:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
no, I'm not a door-to-door salesman. I represent Jehovah's Witnesses. Can I interest you in one of our flyers? This. When I'm under a car, nose pretty much pressed against the floor pan, dropping a transmission out of a car. They must have seen the legs sticking out from under the car and figured I could use a little help from the Lord. I didn't. |
Date: 1/26/2022 1:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...and the, maybe it was the cursing that drew them in? Want to learn how to curse like a sailor? Try to remove the tranny out of a '73 Pinto wagon that has a 327 Chevy motor shoehorned in under the hood. You learn FAST. |
Date: 1/26/2022 1:46:00 PM From Authorid: 5301 ...^^^I meant to say: transmission.^^^ |
Date: 1/26/2022 4:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---YO! C'mon ova' hear, man! Hey Larry just posted some "extremely" righteous poetry! kronk---Wow! That's heavy, and I mean that in an "extremely" weight conscious way. "L.D."---What do you think got into him? kronk---I won't even venture a guess. Remember, "things are not always what they seem." "L.D."---Anyway...Way to say it, Hey Larry! Write on.... kronk---How about a little "Long Train Running." by the Doobies Bros. "L.D."---Hit me! "Without love....where would you be now, now, now....." |
Date: 1/26/2022 4:28:00 PM From Authorid: 21435 Hekler Love it, brother! I bet that pinto ruined a few evenings for unsuspecting Ford bashers, eh? "Oh, thunder road!" |
Date: 1/26/2022 7:27:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Sounds like Hekler had a religious experience, must have been a zen tofu moment of enlightenment. |
Date: 1/26/2022 7:30:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Kronk, L.D., thanks for the words of encouragement. Inspiration came from a moment of self restraint towards a family member which resulted in me walking away and avoiding a prison sentence for homicide. |
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