Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index Go to Free account page
Go to frequently asked mystery questions Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index
Welcome: to Unsolved Mysteries 1 2 3
 
 New Mystery StoryNew Unsolved Mystery UserLogon to Unsolved MysteriesRead Random Mystery StoryChat on Unsolved MysteriesMystery Coffee houseGeneral Mysterious AdviceSerious Mysterious AdviceReplies Wanted on these mystery stories
 




Show Stories by
Newest
Recently Updated
Wanting Replies
Recently Replied to
Discussions&Questions
Site Suggestions
Highest Rated
Most Rated
General Advice

Ancient Beliefs
Angels, God, Spiritual
Animals&Pets
Comedy
Conspiracy Theories
Debates
Dreams
Dream Interpretation
Embarrassing Moments
Entertainment
ESP
General Interest
Ghosts/Apparitions
Hauntings
History
Horror
Household tips
Human Interest
Humor / Jokes
In Recognition of
Lost Friends/Family
Missing Persons
Music
Mysterious Happenings
Mysterious Sounds
Near Death Experience
Ouija Mysteries
Out of Body Experience
Party Line
Philosophy
Poetry
Prayers
Predictions
Psychic Advice
Quotes
Religious / Religions
Reviews
Riddles
Science
Sci-fi
Serious Advice
Strictly Fiction
Unsolved Crimes
UFOs
Urban Legends
USM Events and People
USM Games
In Memory of
Self Help
Search Stories:


Stories By AuthorId:


Google
Web Site   

Bookmark and Share



"Stinky-Sweet".......kRoNk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(1/22/2022 10:28:00 AM)
This post has been Viewed (159 times)

Up around the corner

and on down past the trees,

there lives a young pig farmer,

who is also into bees.


His swine are born and raised on concrete.

Their feet never ever hit the ground.

Scented flowers surround the enclosure. He's very discrete.

He also sells manure, by the pound.


Nectar feeds his bees, in the daytime.

At night, gardenias attract the moth.

If the pigs get constipated, he gives `em strychnine.

When the pigs reach 20 stone, in weight, they're smote.



"L.D."----Say it isn't so; please!

kRoNk---Oh, but it is!

You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here

Scroll all the way down to read replies.

Show all stories by   Author:  21435 ( Click here )

Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
Replies:      
Date: 1/22/2022 10:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk...be careful...Hey Larry works for PETA.

  
Date: 1/22/2022 1:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    I don't have a problem as long as the pigs have their VR glasses on.

I first thought the title was about Hekler as no doubt his aunts always thought he was a real sweetheart of a little stinker.
  
Date: 1/23/2022 3:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler "L.D." here: I must say that even though Kronk has steered me in the wrong direction several hundred thousand times, he is still a descent animal activist.
Back in the seventies, he got in a mess of trouble for tying his next door neighbor to a live oak tree, for 48 hrs, during a blizzard, with
only a cutout 55 gal. drum and a couple pair of the guy's own worn out blue jeans, for protection against the cold.

kronk---Yeah! That bum deserved that and worse, for keeping his chihuahua tied up to that tree, 24/7.

"L.D."---As I recall, you only spent four days in jail, after it was all said and done.

kronk---Yeah! The creep had a drug lab in his celler and I turned "state's evidence. Heck..."They" even paid me $2.35 an hour for time spent.
  
Date: 1/23/2022 3:45:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larr Even though the pig farmer is a younger fellow, he still has "old fashion" ways. I don't think he's much on Virtual Reality. Instead he maintains a climate controlled, "coeducational" pen, staffed by mature Germanic Frau Swine. His porkers enjoy a short, but extremely satisfying, life.  
Date: 1/23/2022 3:45:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry   

Find great Easter stories on Angels Feather
Information Privacy policy and Copyrights

Renasoft is the proud sponsor of the Unsolved Mystery Publications website.
See: www.rensoft.com Personal Site server, Power to build Personal Web Sites and Personal Web Pages
All stories are copyright protected and may not be reproduced in any form, except by specific written authorization

Pages:774 1318 140 1417 656 27 1345 1396 1532 160 1064 693 683 775 616 1445 603 1290 250 1007 525 1304 1266 1579 1146 827 540 1033 153 897 1451 135 947 1415 1201 573 967 961 949 177 1216 224 324 1351 188 1027 363 693 988 949 426 1420 1264 1153 324 596 1124 209 1247 754 268 1120 685 1124 308 1148 554 455 1097 1237 1324 242 650 1437 1339 349 274 1534 1346 1436 487 469 1418 1385 547 969 1479 121 1577 165