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Hey Larry’s JOTW #66

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/21/2022 6:43:00 PM)
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The following is announced on the radio:

All drivers on route 66, pay attention! Stay to the far right as much as possible. There have been reports off a driver driving in the wrong lane.

. A man looks at his radio and says: “driving in the wrong lane? There are thousands of them!”

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Date: 1/21/2022 6:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 66 years on the throne.

I’m assuming it’s something she ate.
  
Date: 1/22/2022 6:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...by your past and current comments, you seem very desirous of getting the queen off the throne.
Is there not an alternative destination you might go?

  
Date: 1/22/2022 6:28:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I might consider a drive in the country if someone would be willing to Lloan me their snazzy Duesenberg convertible.  
Date: 1/22/2022 6:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...did your parents ever offer to take you for a drive in the country?
Didn't this seem a little out of character for them?

  
Date: 1/22/2022 6:49:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    My parents didn't teach me nothing except how to stick my thumb out at any potential cars going my way.  
Date: 1/22/2022 7:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I hate to be the one to break this news to you but I think your parents should have taught you what a thumb was.

  
Date: 1/22/2022 9:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: Saturday mornings would not be complete, without the "JOTW!" Your "rapper" wit and keen sense of humor, make for a "hedley" experience.

kronk---Ugh! You're going to have to get your own log in. It's "rapier," not, rapper and it's "heady," not, Hedley.

"L.D."---Hey Larry knows what I mean.
  
Date: 1/22/2022 10:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    I also "love" the way that Hekler rides the razor edge of acceptability.

kronk---Ugh! I don't get it?

"L.D."---I would take me too long to educate you. Suffice to say, "The Show Must Go On!"

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 1/22/2022 10:22:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    So, Hekler..... is that a "No" on loaning me your doofenburg?  
Date: 1/22/2022 10:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Being polite, I cannot say what Hekler likes to ride on. But I'll take a guess at what he's been smoking.  
Date: 1/22/2022 10:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk...we shouldn't be celebrating Hey Larry's raper wit.

  
Date: 1/22/2022 10:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk: "riding the razor edge of acceptability". I call it my Shick Shtick.

  
Date: 1/22/2022 10:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Hey Larry...you can borrow the car if you bring it back clean.
The body is in the trunk. I don't want to know what you do with it.

  
Date: 1/22/2022 10:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Hey Larry...and you would probably be right.
I think I've got all the bases covered.

  
Date: 1/22/2022 1:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I'll take the car to a guy that knows a guy that I know when I'm finished. You have ful Coverage? right?  

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