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Date: 1/18/2022 5:03:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 This would make a very interesting episode of ADAM-12, that old television show that followed a pair of police officers on various calls ………yeah, great! |
Date: 1/18/2022 9:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...this story leaves out one vital piece of information that I (and likely many others) would like to know: Did they manage to capture the Snorlax? |
Date: 1/18/2022 9:36:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...the lazy submitter of this post also failed to include a picture of a Snorlax Here is a link to a photo: https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/c5862b5a-b4bd-4f13-a52e-f48331a7f75d.32666f40c7691fcffc3c7399b64861b9.png HAPPY HUNTING! |
Date: 1/18/2022 9:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...at first I thought that Snorlax was some kind of medicine that made you evacuate your bowels as you slept. I'm glad I was wrong about that. |
Date: 1/18/2022 10:47:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ no, but you really should do something about your diarrhea of the mouth. |
Date: 1/18/2022 4:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Well, seems to me that "they" were ready to be fired, or incredibly dumb. Insubordination, dereliction of duty, and unauthorized "Smorlax" hunting? Pretty bad, even in a jungle, like L.A. "L.D."---Wasn't it a "Smorlax" that ate your Great Uncle Zee? kronk---No. You've got that wrong. Nothing ate Great Uncle Zee. Great Aunt Camari done him in. She put "Twenty Mule Team Borax" in his sugar bowl. |
Date: 1/18/2022 7:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
What's a "smorlax," anyways? kronk---It's "snor," not, smore. "L.D."---Ok, wise guy; what is it? kronk---Ask, Hey Larry. I dunno'? |
Date: 1/19/2022 4:18:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 A “”Smorelax” is a video game character that like to play tricks on unsuspecting gamers by giving those campfire treats known as s’mores. The trick is, they’re made with ex-lax. |
Date: 1/19/2022 7:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Thanks for the info. I find it hard to keep up with "the jargon," sometimes. kronk---So, you got it, right? "L.D."---Of course. I pride myself on being "trainable." kronk---OK, so make a sentence using "smorelax." "L.D."---Oh, look! The cramping has stopped! Quick; give `em "smorelax!" kronk---Ugh! |
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