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Date: 1/15/2022 7:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
Q: What do Hervé Villechaize and this joke have in common? A: Both lack substance. If you had asked me, I think Gary Coleman or a Hibachi grill would have been better in the role of Tattoo.  |
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Date: 1/15/2022 7:50:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Q: What do Hekler and actor Krause Kinski have in common? A: Both think too much of themselves and lack a sense of humor. P.S., nobody asked you.  |
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Date: 1/15/2022 7:54:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
*****Klaus**** |
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Date: 1/15/2022 7:54:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I bet he won’t even find a typo amusing. |
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Date: 1/15/2022 8:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I must admit...that typo WAS funny! You should o a "Typo of the Week" column. |
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Date: 1/15/2022 8:12:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Then my work here was successful. BTW, there are no Priceline.com deals to Canada due to CDC restrictions. Whose finger did you pull? |
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Date: 1/15/2022 9:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I see you're being hurtful again with the comment about me being egotistical. Why shouldn't I think too much of myself when nobody else is willing to? What's that stuff on your shoe? |
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Date: 1/15/2022 9:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Not falling for the “ made you look” routine. BTW, what’s that crawling on your shoulder? |
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Date: 1/15/2022 9:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...if only your JOTW had included plucked chickens bouncing on pogo sticks blowing trumpets, as I had made a special request for, this nastiness wouldn't have arisen. I have now decided to move off-planet to a place where people are nicer. |
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Date: 1/15/2022 12:00:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You twist even your own words, you requested dancing Panda Bears from the private zoo of none other than Prince Andrew. Have fun moving to Buckingham Palace. |
Date: 1/16/2022 5:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I've pretty much quit flying, altogether. The food in airport terminals is awful "L.D."---Yeah! Last time we flew, you fell asleep in the "La Provence Patisserie & Cafe," and I got kidnapped and woke up two days later, in "The Maldives." Me---"They" put "something" in my beverage. "L.D."---I was sold into slavery. Some cat named "Ringo Amman," bought me and put me to work sniffing out endangered beach clams. It wasn't no "Fantasy island." Me---Humpf! When I found you, you were in Kanyakumari, impersonating an Indian goddess. "L.D."---Hey, it's all I could think of, at the time and anyway, I came from the sea, riding a magenta dolphin, with seaweed in my hair and wearing sunglasses. Me---Hehe...You did look rather "spiffy."  |
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Date: 1/16/2022 5:30:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, L.D., Your adventures are fascinating, yet I never hear any mention of passports, vaccinations or great deals through Priceline.com…..how do you manage cutting the red tape? Do you know someone on the hill? A speaker of the house? Asking for a friend. |
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Date: 1/17/2022 11:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry You are very perceptive. "The organization" can certainly use such a quality. "Someone" will be in touch...Anyway..."L.D." and I cannot be distracted by such mundane things as room, board, accessibility, or transport. We are issued a "no limit" credit card and "certain" voice commands, to expedite things. What I am about to disclose is "for your eyes only" and be advised that this comment will "likely" self destruct, "sometime" in the foreseeable future: "L.D." and I have been "attached" to the office of the "Speaker of the House of Representatives of the United States of America" since 1789. (Sounds incredible, doesn't it?) It would take me a "very" long time to fully explain, so from that point in time, we'll fast forward about 233 years, to the present. 1/16/2022--"Saint" Francisco, California, U.S.A. (May, or May not have, actually transpired) So, "L.D." and I reported back to "Madame Speaker's place" in San Francisco, to de-brief a completed mission. (We avoid "the hill" whenever we can, due to compromised security.) Our mission involved scouting Florida, U.S.A., Atlantic coastal region, from Miami to Key West, for a possible hostile takeover. We turned over our "dossier" to "Nan-Nan," who tossed it into a corner and demanded that we stay and play "Fiasco." (a role playing game about ordinary people with powerful ambition and poor impulse control) In the seven hour game that ensued, Madame Speaker played Bonnie Parker, "L.D." was "Rin-Tin-Tin," and I played "Madame Speaker's" hairdresser. You DON'T want to know! "L.D."---He might? |
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Date: 1/18/2022 4:46:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
A seven hour game? Role playing? Hair styling? Where do I sign up? I have an old style phone booth and a Superman costume in an undisclosed location! |
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Date: 1/18/2022 7:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Right on, brother! Always good to have people that you can "trust" around, as some of the missions are rather "hairy." We could be like, "the tempestuous trio." "L.D."---Cool! If Hekler came "onboard," we could be "the fab four." kronk---I thinks that name's already taken. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 1/18/2022 7:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: "Nan-Nan" got all excited about the Superman Costume. She sent me to find a Super girl getup. Do you know anything about "Shiatsu massage?" |
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Date: 1/19/2022 4:15:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
No, but I’m a fast learner! |
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Date: 1/19/2022 10:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Excellent! That's the kind of attitude that goes a long way towards furthering one's career. ***LATER***(Somewhere in Frisco) "L.D."---All I could find, in the way of a Super Girl costume, was the cape. "Nan-Nan"---That's all I need, anyway. Good boy. Here's a treat. |
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Date: 1/19/2022 6:21:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! |
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