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Date: 1/11/2022 6:02:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Also, rumor has it that they’re working on a new “Soylent Green “ menu to give you the impression of a healthy lifestyle…. |
Date: 1/11/2022 6:32:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I like when you post these "exposes." Now, I'm all for staying in shape and heaven knows, we need all the "alternate" energy that we can get....BUT..to be frank about it; the last thing I want is to have somebody trying to break the current land speed record on a stationary bike, located next to me, while I'm trying to eat a "Big Mac." "L.D."---You do know that "you" may have just broken the record for longest run-on sentence? kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 1/11/2022 6:44:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Well, the thought eating fast food while trying to exercise to stay healthy is an oxymoron. |
Date: 1/11/2022 6:46:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Next thing you know, they’ll come up with a clever way to reclaim your methane gas. The corporate chieftains have Professor Hekler working on it night and day! |
Date: 1/11/2022 6:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Shades of "Madd Max, beyond Thunderdome!" I tell you, man, every time I watch the news, it brings me down. Looks like we'll have to cancel that trip we planned, up into Canada, to visit Hekler. I just heard that the U.S. state department has advised against traveling into "The Great White North." It's a shame, too. I actually had knitted Hekler a balaclava. "L.D." was especially upset. "L.D."---I was so looking forward to sampling the "snow shoe rabbit," up there. Ugh! |
Date: 1/11/2022 2:22:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Well Kronk, I think the State Department is working with Canada to cover up some kind of "accident " which probably occurred when Hekler had a lab experiment go awry. |
Date: 1/11/2022 4:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...the reclamation of your methane gas would be a boon to all of mankind. Thanks for the idea. I'll get started on it immediately and ship you the prototype as soon as it becomes viable. You could probably light up a small city, power eco-friendly automobiles and heat orange groves with your output. I'll make sure you get the acknowedgement you so "soundly" deserve. |
Date: 1/11/2022 4:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'll also contact NASA. I hear that they study gas giants. |
Date: 1/11/2022 4:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...just think of how popular this idea will be once it hits North America! |
Date: 1/11/2022 5:58:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 How does that account for the travel restrictions to your homeland? |
Date: 1/14/2022 12:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 13969
You can't just counteract all the cardiovascular damage done by cheeseburgers while taxing the cardiovascular system as you consume them. This doesn't help anyone and we all know. The most noteworthy thing here is the subtle but anemic admission that the real gain for McDonald's here is data collection. Data collection is the most valuable hot commodity on the market. You might be paying for your cheeseburgers in more ways than one, but you are the product. |
Date: 1/14/2022 6:48:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 ^^^^ Matrix Fan! |
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