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Date: 1/8/2022 8:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...so, let's just get the facts straight. Last week, you had promised your long-suffering readers TWO jokes for the JOTW #64. Your title reads: "Hey Larry’s JOTW #64 Multiplied Two Times". Doesn't this mean that there should be four jokes? Remember, that was the dill!  |
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Date: 1/8/2022 9:06:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And as an added bonus, What is a pickle from the backwoods called? A hill-dilly.  |
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Date: 1/8/2022 9:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...oh good grief! They just get worse and worstest! My sensibilities are jarred! Put a lid on it. |
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Date: 1/8/2022 10:16:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
…..and the balance of the force has returned to the USM universe. |
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Date: 1/8/2022 10:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...how about I send you some "force" in a jar? |
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Date: 1/8/2022 11:10:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That means you’ve crossed over to the dark side. No thanks. |
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Date: 1/8/2022 11:14:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Either that or you’re trying to market your brand of home made chili…. Called “Jumpin’ Jack Flash “. |
Date: 1/8/2022 3:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "I was born two years "before" a cross fire hurricane, and my ma threw a chamber pot at the dog, `cause he was being a pain.""L.D."---HaHaHa..."NOT" I'm going to let that one slide, but only because I like "Tito and Tarantula" so much. kronk---Oh, my goodness. Anyway, I like and look forward to each and every "JOTW," Hey Larry...Write on....  |
Date: 1/8/2022 3:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Me, too.  |
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Date: 1/8/2022 3:51:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, L,D., do you know why the pickle was hesitant to leave the bar? |
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Date: 1/8/2022 10:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
Q: Why was the pickle was hesitant to leave the bar? A: Because his life's dream was to be a lawyer? |
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Date: 1/9/2022 3:58:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ Nice try, bet you are green with envy. |
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Date: 1/9/2022 6:00:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...more of a yellow with Cirrhosis of the liver, but nice try! |
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Date: 1/9/2022 9:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...look, don't ever let it be said that I don't go that extra mile to make people happy. It's my new thing...I try to be pleasant. I think I'm getting the hang of it now. All right, you wanted green? I'll do the hypoxemia thing and, with the help of my heavily existing jaundiced look. A lack of oxygen should do the trick. Therefore and herein, to achieve your desired shade of green, I shall apply this here duct tape over my nobe ad den by mou_/\__/\__/\__/\_________________________________________________________ |
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Date: 1/9/2022 9:44:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Dude! It’s only a joke, not a challenge. Here’s the answer….. Because the door was AJAR…… Get it? |
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Date: 1/9/2022 9:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...as I head towards the light I realize that I've passed out and fallen onto the table lamp. |
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Date: 1/9/2022 9:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
the answer to your riddle stunk so badly, it shocked my respiratory system into operation. You should write these riddles on paper, stick them into sealed jars and have them included as standard fare in those roadside emergency kits. No more impaired driving for you! Just crack open one of those babies, read the joke and the stench will turn you instantly sober. |
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Date: 1/9/2022 9:56:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Soooooo, you wanna pul my finger? |
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Date: 1/10/2022 9:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
Hey Larry’s JOTW #64 Multiplied Two Times ...scientists then realized that they had made a grave mistake and euthanized the whole lot of 'em. The world is now a safer place. |
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Date: 1/11/2022 5:25:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You really should pull my finger. |
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Date: 1/11/2022 4:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I don't know where it's been. |
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Date: 1/13/2022 3:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: What happened to the JOTW? You usually get them out pretty early. It's almost 1800, down here. What gives? kronk---C'mon, dog! Today is Thursday. You been drinking from "the chemical pond," again? "L.D."---Oh, yeah! Well, it's Saturday, somewhere in the world! kronk---Ugh! Maybe on "counter earth," it is. |
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Date: 1/14/2022 5:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It’s Friday L.D., almost there. |
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