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Date: 1/3/2022 3:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
I am actually pretty proud of myself. Upon first hearing about the bad blood between these sisters, I was sorely tempted to rush to the grocery store and stock up on canned baked beans, Slim Jims, toilet tissue and bacon. To stop myself, I used some of the new Gorilla Glue that Santa Me had brought and glued the palms of my hands to the soles of my feet. Problem solved. I would suggest this solution to anyone else that is feeling shocked right now. |
Date: 1/3/2022 6:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Not to be a “Negative Nelly” here, but…..half of what you posted is unintelligible,not to mention could be be deciphered due to the immature author of this post. Need…no…should any more be said? |
Date: 1/3/2022 7:05:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm so glad to hear that you're making a connection. |
Date: 1/4/2022 10:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Wow! Did you see the add with that girl wearing the "queen of spades" long sleeve t-shirt? kronk---C'mon, man. Get real. Only "you" can see that add. Anyway, she's a human and you're a dog. "L.D."---Oh, yeah! How do you know that I'm not a werewolf? kronk---Hekler Please ignore my pet. He's been showing definite signs of "distemper, lately. Anyway....Yeah, rich folk acting up again. Sorta makes me think like; "Politicians and the well to do, fidiling, while the country burns." "L.D."---Just wait `till the next full moon. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 1/4/2022 12:33:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...you should get LD neutered. He'll be more docile and also quieter. That's what Bob Barker would do. |
Date: 1/4/2022 12:34:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...LD... Doesn't Bob Barker sound like a great name for a dog fighting the good fight against an agent of neutralization? That's what Bob Barker would do. |
Date: 1/4/2022 4:34:00 PM From Authorid: 21435 Hekler kronk, here: I actually tried to have "L.D." fixed once, after one of our arguments. It was back in the sixties, when Pelosi was an intern. She needed the cash, so she took the job. "L.D." is not only immortal; he's a sorcerer, too. (I neglected to mention that to the intern.) "L.D." caught her in the act, though. He slashed her new nylons and devoured her soul. |
Date: 1/4/2022 4:41:00 PM From Authorid: 21435 Hekler "L.D." here: Bob Barker really needs to keep his scalpel to himself. He comes anywhere near my goods, and there "will" be consequences. (and, that's the truth." |
Date: 1/4/2022 6:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler It's me, man and this "is" extremely important. I'm looking for closure. "L.D."---Good gracious! You are always looking for something. Give it a rest. Ugh! kronk---No! This "is" important. Hekler....There was a USM'r who was wild about Rod Stewart. I can't remember who it was and it's driving me nuts. "L.D."---hehehe...You don't have to drive very far, either. "Who's that knocking on my door? It's gotta' be a quarter to four."......"Hot Legs," by Rod Stewart "L.D."---He got waaaaay too much time on his hands! |
Date: 1/4/2022 7:30:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I think you're looking for Chrissy Hollywood. |
Date: 1/5/2022 2:14:00 PM From Authorid: 21435 Hekler Thanks, man. For some reason I was obsessed about it. I wonder where "Chrissy Hollywood" is these days. |
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