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Date: 12/29/2021 5:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler always said my jokes were a little flat……….. Thank you Ginger! |
Date: 12/30/2021 1:31:00 AM From Authorid: 998 Well 'flat' apparently makes me laugh. This was a good one ... guess I have ME to thank ... lol |
Date: 12/30/2021 10:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Ginger now rides a motorcycle??? |
Date: 12/30/2021 10:35:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yeah, it's a Harley Flat Head! |
Date: 12/30/2021 3:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Another great joke! (I like jokes that have to do with "flora and fauna.) Great to see our "Ginger" hanging out with us, too. kronk is parading around the house with his new T-shirt. It reads: "I'm not talking to my dog, today." Good riddance, I say. I can have a more meaningful conversation with the mayor's pet hamster. Kronk---_______ _____ ___! |
Date: 12/30/2021 5:23:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 So what interesting conversation does the mayor’s pet hamster provide? I bet if hamsters could vote …..oh wait a tick, they like to run on those exercise wheels, never mind. |
Date: 12/30/2021 7:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
groan...... |
Date: 12/31/2021 4:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It could’ve been worse Joe, thanks to the cease and desist order , jokes about the Flat earth society are off limits….. |
Date: 12/31/2021 4:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 998
Hekler, I tried riding my brothers motorcycle when I was 13 years old ... and can I just say it didn't go well. I crashed into the cabin we were renting on vacation. You would have busted a gut laughing if you had seen the aftermath. The cabin scraped me off the bike, as I side-swiped the log home. My napping dad came busting out the door to find me at the tail end of the motorcycle, hanging on to the leather strap that was over the seat. I was scared to death to let the bike go off into the field and crash, because my brother took immaculate care of his motorcycle. It must have been quite the sight, cuz I was just a wee bit of a thing at that age. |
Date: 12/31/2021 2:11:00 PM From Authorid: 21435 Hey Larry "L.D." here: The mayor's hamster is actually pretty cool. His name is "Ty," and he has a photographic memory. All I have to do is put on Traffic's "Low Spark of High Heeled boys," and he takes off on his exercise wheel, doing ninety mph and running his mouth, about all the mayor's clandestine activity. Oh, and the hamster's a democrat, too. So, you know. |
Date: 12/31/2021 2:15:00 PM From Authorid: 21435 Ginger :L.D." here: Loved your telling, lady. I like humans who go for it, but are still responsible! Ride on..... |
Date: 12/31/2021 5:48:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Alright L.D., I can dig it. BTW, I could be wrong and correct me if I am, but that album cover does have a strange resemblance to “TOMMY” . Have the pseudo rat tell me more about the Mayor’s clandestine activities and I will let you in on where the gravesite of Pat Buttram is. |
Date: 1/1/2022 5:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry : "Checkerboard, blue sky and pink marble." The Low Spark of High Heeled boys," is my favorite tune, by "Traffic," for sure. "The dog" probably will not be crashing my account for a few weeks. He and his buddy "Ty," the hamster, along with "the mayor, were under investigation, by "the powers that be, or were, or, are yet to come," for exotic vegetable trafficking. "The agents," showed up last night, at 0004, in a black, on black, paneled "woody wagon" and whisked them all away. I tried to warn them, but they laughed it off. I know "you" remember what "they" did to "Fatty Arbuckle." (They that have ears, let them hear.)...Happy New Year and write on...... |
Date: 1/1/2022 5:58:00 PM From Authorid: 21435 Hey Larry "L.D." is all tied up, (literally) at the moment..... Pat Buttram? Didn't he portray Mr. Heinous, on "Green Acres?" Who was Gene Autrey's sidekick, in the westerns? "Frog" comes to mind? I miss my dog. |
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