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Date: 12/18/2021 12:16:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Dedicated to all those trying to travel by air only to be thwarted by the one person who thinks he can side step the rules by wearing underwear over his face instead of a mask……holiday travel with The Griswolds would be a lot more fun.  |
Date: 12/18/2021 5:58:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I really don't like wearing a mask, however, "wearing" is one of those things that may be a little awkward, but it won't kill me. As far as the getting vaccinated: I got poked once, so far, and I'm still studying myself. Never one to rush into anything, I'll give it a couple more years to make sure that nothing "strange" occurs, before the follow up."L.D."---What? You may as well go ahead and "get current." Strange things have been occurring with you, even "before" the plague. kronk---You are soooo biased. Let's just move on, shall we? What do "you" suppose "my" thoughts are on the "flat earth theory?" "L.D."---That question is redundant. You forget; I was with you when we fell off one "end of the earth." kronk---Oh, yeah. I remember, now. We fell off at the South China Sea, and ended up in Chicago.  |
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Date: 12/18/2021 6:32:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well I’m relieved to know that you know the difference between evening wear and proper etiquette when using a mask. I have been fully vaccinated and booster to boot, the third eye that has developed since has come in handy since I was wearing glasses. While in Chicago, did you catch any shows? |
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Date: 12/18/2021 7:32:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...quite frankly, I can't see what all the fuss is about. I frequently wear women's undergarments over my face in my hobby as a beekeeper. It protects me from stings and also looks fabulous. Red is definitely a no-no as it only seems to infuriate the little devils so I've opted for earth tones which seems to keep them relaxed. In addition to this, I also make sure that there are lots of lacy ruffles around the waist and leg openings as this seems to confound the bees in their attempts to get inside. It also affords them a place to land and rest (much like birds on an overhead wire) and consider their next move. Now, I don't rightly know how this accounting of a group of chums wandering into a bar for a quick alcoholic nostrum evolved into a discussion about cross-dressing but I'm liking what I'm seeing so far.  |
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Date: 12/18/2021 7:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk/LD forget about Hey Larry's inquiry about the shows. What people REALLY want to know about is the food. Are the hot dogs and pizza really as good as they are purported to be? Growling guts want to know. |
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Date: 12/18/2021 7:47:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Color me IMPRESSED! I had no idea you were a bee keeper, great for the environment and look at all the honey to boot! Why I’ll bet Caitlyn takes notes on your fashion sense. Since this recent pearl of info has come to light, I apologize for the slight regarding the clown shoes you so adore. P.S. Do you like disco? |
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Date: 12/18/2021 8:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I invented disco. There was this moment in time when I noticed that the popularity of the Bee Gees was on the wane and I was utterly determined that they should not pass into obscurity. Disco was the answer and the ends justified the means. |
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Date: 12/18/2021 8:51:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
But does that justify the short life of this pop culture fad? Well, does it? |
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Date: 12/18/2021 9:19:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...pop culture fads come and go. Nothing lasts forever. Where would you stand today if pet rocks and mood rings were still on sale? Your collection would be WORTHLESS! |
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Date: 12/18/2021 9:33:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I also wish to address your earlier comment about Caitlyn. Currently a waste of human flesh, it has been my observation that life-size standees erected near the hives has the effect of frightening away marauding ursi and pretty much anything else. There seems to be a purpose for everything. |
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Date: 12/18/2021 9:38:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And such is the circle of life. Mood ring indicates a dark, dark presence and the pet rock ran away. |
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Date: 12/18/2021 5:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I remember the circle of life quite well. When I was a kid, my older sister used chalk to outline a circle on the floor. I had to get inside that circle and she said she'd kill me if I even tried anything funny. |
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Date: 12/19/2021 5:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Mrs. Kronk and I headed up to Chicago, back 2005, to take in a series that the home team was playing with the Chicago Cubs. It was Mrs. Kronk's birthday and I had saved my dollars and got her a seat just above our team's dugout. She really got off on that. "I" had a seat in the "nose bleed" section. (Her seat pert near "broke the bank" but mine only cost seven dollars.) I spent most of my money on beer, but I did buy a bag of peanuts and a hot dog. Those were fine, I think? After the nineteenth beer, pretty much everything tastes like beer. "L.D."---Yeah! They left me in a "pet hotel" (and I use that term loosely) for six days. My keepers only allowed us a five minute "potty time" per day. Ugh! |
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Date: 12/19/2021 5:34:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Who won the game? We’re there any arguments with the umpire? ( Not with you or Mrs. Kronk, but any of the ball players.) For L.D., The name of the pet hotel …..was it “ The Overlook?” |
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Date: 12/19/2021 7:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry The Cubs won the series, two games, out of three. Mrs. Kronk got into an altercation with a heckler. (not our Hekler) I rushed to her aid, but it was all over by the time I got there. (It only took me two innings to negotiate the way down there.) They were both allowed to remain at the game because there were no witnesses. Ugh? (That's what I thought, too.) When I got there, the two of them were "cannon balling" Budweiser and shots of Old Crow. (I thought the seats cost me. The liquor tab "really" put me in the red.) If there were any other outstanding arguments, I missed `em. Shucks, it took me another couple of innings to find my seat, again. Hey Larry "L.D." here: The name of that place was "Tony's Loves Pets." It was down on Main Ave, right next to "Tony's Exotic Meat Market." (Yeah, that's what I though, too.)  |
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