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Date: 12/16/2021 5:23:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 And I thought street gangs were bad! Good thing these guys don’t ride motorcycles. |
Date: 12/16/2021 6:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...yep, a motorcycle would be bad news but could you imagine if they managed to learn to drive an ottermobile? |
Date: 12/16/2021 10:35:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I " Otter" seen that coming. She's! There goes the JOTW. |
Date: 12/16/2021 12:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...yeah, ypu otter have seen that one coming. That's why I decided to pun-ish you. |
Date: 12/16/2021 12:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...keep paving the road and I'll be there to drive on it. |
Date: 12/16/2021 4:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Otters are extremely powerful, for their size. Once, many, many, many moons ago, I was running a large, tracked, aquatic vehicle in the marshes south of New Orleans. (We called the machines, Marsh buggies.) Anyway, I came upon a large otter messing around on one of the levees that surrounded a spoil area. This "spoil area," which would later become the site of a power plant, was filled with a mixture of mud and water. (About 90% mud and 10% water.) Being the predator I was, at the time, I decided that I would capture the otter and skin it. I planned on selling the hide for a handsome price. So, I set out in pursuit of the animal. I gave the marsh buggy the gas and figured that I'd overtake the otter, run over it and then, fish it out of the muck. Well, let me tell you all: "That otter swam through that muck, faster than my mechanical marvel could go and escaped before I could get within ten yards. "L.D."---And, your point? kronk---There is no "point." It happened. It was real. It's history. "L.D."---I don't like it. Erase it! kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 12/16/2021 6:06:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Yeah, and let’s also be thankful that they can’t throw a shoe at you. |
Date: 12/16/2021 6:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I could always use new shoes. Size 11 1/2 wide. |
Date: 12/16/2021 6:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...that's right ladies...I have big feet. |
Date: 12/17/2021 5:51:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 So do Circus Clowns. |
Date: 12/17/2021 9:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...so my secret is out now. You took an oath of silence and signed a NDA. See you in court. |
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