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GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY

  Author:  5301  Category:(Comedy) Created:(12/15/2021 3:22:00 PM)
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I don't know how this passed me by yesterday but I'm sorta glad it did and I got the rememberins today.
 
I was feeling a mite dejected earlier but this made everything smooth again.
 


 
I'm glad that lasting peace in Iraq thing worked out for him.
 
December 14, 2008. A date that will live in hilarity.
 
 
...I'm just thinking of the title to the video if he had been hit:
 
BUSHWHACKED!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Now, here's a message from the leader of the George Jr. fan club:
 
 
 

 

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Date: 12/15/2021 6:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Ducking handcrafted shoes from a part of the world that values the separation of sheep / goats …..well…history hasn’t changed.  
Date: 12/15/2021 6:20:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...and there you have it folks^^^. The guy that hasn't got a problem with sheep and goats carousing and frolicking.

  
Date: 12/15/2021 6:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler "Baby Bush's" reflexes were awesome! All of us Americans "move like a cat," except when we're drunk. Looks like somebody bought and paid the Iraqi SS. Then, "they" beat the poor shmuck, for the camera.  
Date: 12/15/2021 6:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk...a good beating in that part of the world is essential. It creates team spirit.

  
Date: 12/15/2021 6:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...and the catlike reflexes WERE awesome. I almost imagined him as The Flash's alter ego.

  
Date: 12/15/2021 6:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    And Hekler has no problem carousing…nor ducking shoes thrown in his direction . He has since learned to keep away from zoos that have monkeys that toss their fecal matters where it matters most.  
Date: 12/15/2021 6:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler "L.D." here Man, I just had to tell you that I had so much fun with your post. I stole kronk's noise cancelling headphones and played the last two
minutes of The Who's, "Won't get fooled, again" at full volume, while constantly rewinding the part on your video where Bush ducks the shoes. HEAVY !!!

kronk---Oh, Lord! Heis been abusing his de-wormer, again.
  
Date: 12/15/2021 7:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Hey Larry...au contraire...I'm using my lacrosse stick to catch the stuff. Are you aware of what garden centres are paying me for a load of it?

  
Date: 12/15/2021 7:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...LD...you should have produced The Who's videos. You have great ideas.

Kronk...as far as LD abusing his de-wormer again, he's in good company. (Right H.L.?)

  
Date: 12/15/2021 7:10:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Hey Larry...au contraire...I'm using my lacrosse stick to catch the stuff. Are you aware of what garden centres are paying me for a load of it?

  
Date: 12/16/2021 5:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Having taken a peek at a Lacrosse Stick, I couldn’t help but notice that it has net on the end of it. How’s that working for you?  
Date: 12/16/2021 5:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    I never used Ivermectin, it would’ve conflicted with my daily intake of Collodial silver.  
Date: 12/16/2021 6:59:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...the lacrosse stick won't catch it all as you so smugly point out but I still manage to get a net weight of 20 pounds per day.

  
Date: 12/16/2021 10:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    All work and no bath? Still single these days?  
Date: 12/16/2021 12:24:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...I was never much of a mingler anyway.

  
Date: 12/16/2021 12:28:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...just in case you may be interested, I'm auctioning off that lacrosse stick. It got too sticky.

Interested?

Bid high. This is a collector's item.

  
Date: 12/16/2021 6:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Well I only asked because I was considering throwing a Garden Party type soirée that would bring in around a few hundred bucks a plate to help find a cure for primates with Tourette’s. It could be useful.  
Date: 12/16/2021 6:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...isn't throwing a party in your own honor a little bit tacky where you come from?

  
Date: 12/17/2021 4:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Only tacky if you use coupons when it’s a B.Y.O.B.  
Date: 12/17/2021 5:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    I knew this kid, back in the day. His given name was "Rex Of'Noman," but everyone called him, "Tacky."

"L.D."---Well, why did everyone call you "Tacky?"

kronk---Must you constantly interrupt me, when I'm trying to lead these people on?

"L.D."---I was inserted into this state of consciousness to thwart you. Now, answer my question, please.

kronk---It wasn't my fault! We were only allocated one cauldron of bath water, per day and I was the shortest of eight children. (We bathed according to height.)

"L.D."---Ugh!

  
Date: 12/17/2021 6:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "L.D."---I'll admit that I've eaten a sheep, or two, but, I try and stay away from the goats.

kronk---Are you kidding me? I've personally witnessed you eating a whole family of Gila monsters, down in Eagle Pass. What have you got against goats?

"L.D."---Goats don't squat; they just let it go.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 12/17/2021 6:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    I will admit, I’ve learned much fro the conversations between Kronk & L.D.

Some may say it’s history rewritten, but I tend to think it’s history as witnessed by those with knowledge. Perhaps the days of scroll or scribe have passed, but those who dig a little deeper may find a nugget of truth.

I like Jack Webb.
  
Date: 12/19/2021 4:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: I 'm trying my best to steer everyone in the "right" direction, but my associate seems to go out of his way to lay a heavy cloak of
confusion over everything.

kronk--I'm just "Taking care of business," baby.

"L.D."---See what I mean? Out of the blue, he drags "BTO" into this.

kronk---"And we be taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way) "

"L.D."---Ugh!

kronk---I found a gold nugget once, while I was panning up in the Sierras.

"L.D."---I remember that "nugget." You could've put the whole thing on the head of a ball point pen and still have room to maneuver.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 12/26/2021 5:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945       

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