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Date: 12/13/2021 5:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
If this resident was part of a witness protection then it’s time to relocate.  |
Date: 12/13/2021 5:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry !  I agree. It's time for "that one" to move on. Preferably, to a room with rubber walls. Some human beings are simply incorrigible. Reminds me of a fourth cousin, on my step father's side. His name was Hulgaich XOHb, which roughly translated means, "Thief who stole my sheep" in Mongolian.I mean, this cat would steal anything that wasn't wielded down. He lived to be 76 years old and might have continued his life of crime even longer, but he ran afoul of a ninety year old "Han Chinese" immigrant who staked him out in the Gobi desert, for stealing the old guys "1953, First Issue Collectors Edition, Playboy Magazine." "Hulgaich" was eaten alive by an "olgoi-khorkhoi," (The dreaded Mongolian Death Worm.) thus ending his life of crime. "L.D."---"You're what?" kronk---"Tin roof, RUSTED!" "L.D."---"Bang, bang, on the door, baby!" (Love Shack, the B-52s)  |
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Date: 12/13/2021 6:56:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You know Kronk, I often wonder , and correct me if I’m wrong here, but Hulgaich seems to be the poster child for those flash mob store robbery/ invasion events currently going on in North California these days. His life of crime lives on in others who are inspired to “ BeBest”, wouldn’t you agree? |
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Date: 12/14/2021 10:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...it's a sad story when a perfectly good toaster oven gets shot up but, more importantly, SOMEONE SHOULD INFORM HEY LARRY THAT HIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN COMMANDEERED BY A SUPER-INTELLIGENT FLY! Admins???  |
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Date: 12/14/2021 10:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
SORRY I interrupted your hibernation cycle Mr. Cranky! You hold the world record for not making Santa's nice listright? |
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Date: 12/14/2021 12:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'll ave you know that I won the Mr. Congeniality award two years running when I was in the hemorrhoid clinic. |
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Date: 12/14/2021 5:43:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
This will explain it …. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoAv7OmLfms |
Date: 12/14/2021 5:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I have to say that I was totally unfamiliar with "BeBest," so, I checked it out. Perhaps the "snatch and grab" crowd simply misinterpreted the meaning of the "Three Pillars." Along with "Well-being, On-line Safety, and Opiate Abuse," I propose adding another pillar; "Accountability." I think that six months, picking cayenne peppers in Texas, during August, might enlighten that "snatch and grab" bunch.  |
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Date: 12/14/2021 6:32:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Now is that really how one goes about the thought process on how to “ Be Best”? I wasn’t referring to the so called “Peaceful Prorestors” or the other opportunistic types that have no inclination to Be Best. There was another slogan that was alerting us that no child was going to be left behind. |
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Date: 12/15/2021 3:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I agree with Kronk about the snatch and grab sector in politics these days. Why doesn't the Sleight of Hand party try to make inroads at this time? Vote Hey Larry for Dictator. |
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Date: 12/15/2021 6:03:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
With that being said, I shall appoint you Minister of “ Miss” Information. You shall be in charge of the next beauty contest sponsored by your own franchise of fraudulent hotel / real estate ventures. We’ll leave the light on 4 u….. |
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Date: 12/15/2021 6:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...can I appoint the sheep and goats as your bodyguards? |
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Date: 12/15/2021 6:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I want a place in your "regime." I could gather all the false prophets and have them beheaded and "L.D." could fetch your slippers. We could begin with American Samoa and work our way east. |
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Date: 12/15/2021 6:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Is there no one else! kronk---What has gotten into you, anyway. I thought that "I" was weird. Sheeesh... "L.D."---I know "they" are out there! I just know it, but "they" won't comment! And, you "are" weird! kronk---hehehe |
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Date: 12/15/2021 6:41:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler, feel free to “ anoint “ who ever you desire to carry out your deeds. But as far as bodyguards go, I will stick with The Pinkerton Agency. |
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Date: 12/15/2021 6:46:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, how would you feel about becoming “ Press Secretary?” While I’m on the subject…..Secret, Secretary , coincidence? Between you and L.D., there’s a great potential to “Wag The Dog,” if you get my meaning. |
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Date: 12/15/2021 6:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Use me as you see fit, your eminence. I can do it. I'll dye my hair red and practice my deadpan. "L.D."---Oh, Lord! It's only a matter of time, now. |
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Date: 12/16/2021 4:37:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yeeeeesssss! |
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Date: 12/16/2021 7:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm taking up a collection to facilitate Kronk's transformation from Kronk to sassy press secretary. All others can leave their donation info with Hey Larry. He'll need to do some heavy shopping. |
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Date: 12/16/2021 4:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I've been studying the behavioral patterns of several former "press secretaries," and I think that I can make the transformation. The thing to remember is: "There's nothing personal about it, people. I'm only doing my job." "They" all seem to think that statement exonerates them from any and all judgement. "Thou shalt not tell a lie," doesn't even figure in the equation. BUT, be that as it may: "Pay me enough and lend me an ear and I'll tell you what I think you might want to hear." When it comes to everyday workwear, I like "Gucci." |
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Date: 12/16/2021 5:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler and myself are available to be your speechwriters, public relations damage control, life coaches, and pet groomer. The last one was to get L.D., on board. |
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Date: 12/17/2021 4:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D." gets all the attention! First thing in the morning, "Mrs. Kronk" gives him a total body rub down. On her way in, she kicks me in the ribs, while I'm still asleep on my rug. This old world has gone topsy turvy. "L.D."---Quit your whining, or I'll get the cattle prod. kronk---You can't do that, it's un-ethical. There's bound to be "an agency" that I can turn to. "L.D."---Moo ah haha! They've all been defunded. kronk--- (whimper) |
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