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Date: 12/10/2021 11:00:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Sure beats “ Goldilocks and the 3 Bears” don’t it?  |
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Date: 12/11/2021 8:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I find this joke offensive and prejudicial to moles.  |
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Date: 12/11/2021 8:26:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Only a double agent of a Trump syncopated ally would respond in such a manner. I see your true colors. |
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Date: 12/11/2021 8:34:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Either that or you are the baby mole? Touchy subject. |
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Date: 12/11/2021 9:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...we are watching your every move. |
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Date: 12/11/2021 11:03:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey, at least you’re not in the White House. |
Date: 12/11/2021 4:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: I was up on one of the "Great Lakes," (or, maybe it was the Ohio River) back in `69 and saw a flyer that advertised a group called "The Syncopated ladies." I wanted to make that one, but kronk ruined it for me. He got arrested for assaulting a mating pair of Greater Canadian geese, in Cincinnati. (He insisted that the geese attacked him, first.) kronk---The man was talking about "moles," not geese. "L.D."---Don't try and change the subject, you "goose beater." kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 12/11/2021 4:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Washington, DC = Evil Spirits, in high places.... "L.D."--- "They" will be watching you, too. kronk---I got that straight from "the oracle." "L.D."---You, who? I don't know you. |
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Date: 12/11/2021 5:56:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
L.D., in Kronk’s defense, Canadian goose smoked , baked or deep fried makes a tasty meal. Of course they attacked first, if you see someone wearing a chef’s hat and an apron with the words”Kiss The Cook” on it, well ……. |
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Date: 12/11/2021 6:02:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
“ If you want a friend in this town (Washington, D.C.) , get a dog”. Harry S. Truman. L.D., is looking pretty good these days! I |
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Date: 12/11/2021 6:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Those geese were definitely psychotic. I had joined of a group of musically inclined street people and we were covering the drum solo on Santanas's "Soul Sacrifice," using five gallon plastic buckets. The honkers folded up and dove on us, from a height of eighty feet. I want to tell you that fifty pounds of irate goose can do lots of damage. "L.D."---Oh, Lord! |
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Date: 12/11/2021 6:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Thing about "L.D." is that as long as you provide him with red meat, he'll follow you anywhere. "L.D."---Except for the "Alligator Farm." I ain't going there! No way; No how! |
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Date: 12/11/2021 6:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, I call that “Open Season!” |
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Date: 12/11/2021 6:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I actually did visit Cincinnati, once, and those geese walk all over the place. They won't hesitate to run a person off the sidewalk, either. Admittedly, they are sorta cool, but the things mess all over the place. I thought that stepping on discarded chewing gum was bad. Ugh! |
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Date: 12/11/2021 6:36:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Aren’t there laws regarding animals that leave a mess on the sidewalk? They must have a pretty strong Union in Cincinnati. Has L.D., ever tried a black bean chipotle burger? They’re really good! |
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