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Date: 12/3/2021 10:53:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What do you call people who live off other people's taxes on an estate? The Royal Family.  |
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Date: 12/4/2021 2:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...this gagger brought to mind a similar tale passed down from Olde Britain. There, a King kept his thrones of a completely different type stored in unused pastures near the castle. Commoners referred to these as the King's W.C Fields.  |
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Date: 12/4/2021 2:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I had a bucket handy when I first read this JOTW and a good thing too as I have been throne up since I finished reading it. |
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Date: 12/4/2021 4:16:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
W.C. Fields did write and perform some pretty good gags, one of my favorite comedians from that era! |
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Date: 12/4/2021 4:20:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You know, that gave me an idea for a new board game. Using different colored buckets as game pieces and a pair of dice to move your pieces along , not to mention passing MOAT and collecting 200 Schillings and by passing The Dark Knight …..Etc. Game of Thrones. |
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Date: 12/4/2021 4:24:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Why is england so wet? Because the monarchy have been raining there for years. |
Date: 12/4/2021 3:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I heard that Pelosi just picked up a new property, down in Florida. She just can't stay away from "Don Don," can she."L.D."---You are so off topic. kronk---Am I? Other people's taxes, indeed. "L.D."--Hey Larry. Please excuse my associate. He is just "so" himself, of late. kronk---Who's on first? "L.D."---What? kronk---I thought he got traded to the "boneyard boys," over in "The Cote I'voire." "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 12/4/2021 4:50:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, L.D., You do realize that Burger King, in honor of the 60th anniversary of The Whopper they are only 37 cents this weekend? 37 cents. It’s good to be King, don’t you agree? |
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Date: 12/4/2021 4:53:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Imagine feeding a homeless/orphaned gator for just 37 cents. Won’t you donate today? Feed the Gator is a non profit organization and you could write that donation off your income tax. |
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Date: 12/4/2021 5:25:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
The Queen of England is due to arrive at a state dinner in Washington D.C. Her plane was delayed due to weather and she was 40 minutes late. Traffic was light and she thought she could make up the time, but the driver was the slowest she ever had. “Could you drive a bit faster,” she asked. “No, your highness. I cannot speed.” “I am in a bit of a rush, I’m sure It’ll be fine,” she implored. “Ma’am, I cannot.” “Fine, pull over and let me drive!” She commanded. Not wanting to refuse a direct order from the Queen, the driver traded places with the aging monarch. She immediately opened the throttle of the provided Rolls-Royce. Soon they were going 130 mph down the beltway. Red and blue lights flash; the car is pulled over. A rookie cop calls in the speeding ticket but asks for backup. Dispatch says, “seems pretty routine, what seems to be the problem?” “It’s a very important person, Sir, I don’t know what to do.” “Uhhh, who is it?” Dispatch asks. “Not sure,” says the rookie, “but they got the Queen driving for them.” |
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Date: 12/7/2021 4:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Thanks for the heads up on the "Whopper, sale." "L.D." and I made it before they shut down on Sunday. We spent four and a half hours in line and planned on ordering 45 units and two small sodas. When the server told us that we could only have one, each, at that price and we could only get "the $.37 deal" if we were members of the company's "loyalty program," well, I sorta freaked. "L.D." calmly asked to "see the manager" and when the person appeared, he jumped up on the counter and ........ Well, suffice to say, it wasn't pretty. Security, along with animal control, appeared within minutes. We narrowly escaped incarceration and were permanently banned from every "Burger King" in the free world and the "PRC," too. |
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Date: 12/7/2021 5:59:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, L.D., It’s a sad, so very sad day, when the MacDonalds rib sandwich creates a fan base similar to …well Homer Simpson. After all , you do know the ingredients contained there in? Right? |
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Date: 12/8/2021 11:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: I had one of "those sandwiches," once. I am in no hurry to partake of another; that's for sure. kronk, on the other hand, heads downtown, whenever he hears "those sandwiches" are back on the menu. kronk---Yo, dog! What you disrespecting my food for? "L.D."---Ugh! What's not to disrespect in that monstrosity? I mean, come on, what kind of an ingredient is "pig bits," anyway? kronk---Tripe is good, heart is good, and show me the self respecting carnivore that will turn it's nose up at a heaping helping of "scalded stomach." "L.D."---Ugh! kronk-- |
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