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He Should’ve Tried The Moonwalk Instead

  Author:  5940  Category:(News) Created:(11/30/2021 3:47:00 AM)
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A Michael Jackson impersonator who is accused of participating in the US Capitol riot has clashed with a judge after rejecting the court's authority. James Beeks was accused of "gobbledygook" by the judge after claiming he had "divine" authority.

Also an actor, Mr Beeks was arrested after FBI agents went to several of his performances of the musical Jesus Christ Superstar. He is among nearly 700 people charged over the 6 January riot.

Mr Beeks is charged with obstruction of Congress and unlawful entry of a restricted building. He has yet to enter a plea to the charges he faces. Prosecutors were not seeking pre-trial detention for him at Monday's hearing in Washington DC, but he was nearly remanded in custody after a courtroom outburst.

The defendant, of Orlando, Florida, argued that he had "divine" authority, and that he could not serve as his own lawyer in a trial. "I cannot represent myself because I am myself," he said.

After Mr Beeks claimed to be exempt from the US legal system, the judge told him: "That's all gobbledygook."

"A defendant who rejects the jurisdiction of the court, rejects being subject to the laws of the United States, rejects the rule of law is not typically released pre-trial because that person cannot be trusted to comply with the conditions of pre-trial release," Chief US District Judge Beryl Howell warned him.

Mr Beeks denied being an adherent of the so-called sovereign citizen movement, rejecting the label as an "insult".

The judge eventually allowed him to be released on condition that he wear a GPS tracking device, does not possess firearms, and avoids all contact with Oath Keepers, an anti-government militia of which he is alleged to be a member.

Mr Beeks was arrested in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, last week after the agents attended two shows of a travelling performance of Jesus Christ Superstar, in which he plays Judas.

Investigators say Mr Beers wore a jacket from the pop star's 1987 "Bad" world tour to the riot, and brought a homemade shield.



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Date: 11/30/2021 3:50:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Because I'm bad, I'm bad come on (Really really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad you know it (Really really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad come on, you know (Really really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad?
  
Date: 11/30/2021 3:52:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I guess his performance in Milwaukee was good since the arresting Federal agents took in two shows?  
Date: 11/30/2021 6:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 13969    I have to say his performance was unbelievable.  
Date: 11/30/2021 10:57:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Excellent Review! I'm positive this will be held over, in a different venue...  
Date: 11/30/2021 4:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: I remember a movie where some dude named "Beeks" was put in a gorilla suit and locked in a cage with a loved starved "real" male gorilla.

kronk---Naw! The guy that Hey Larry is referring to, thinks that he is "The King of Pop."

"L.D."---Man, I dig the "King of Pop!"

kronk---Yes, indeed. The guy had a few problems, true, but he could get your toes to tapping. What's your favorite tune, of his?

"L.D."---"Dirty Diana"

kronk---Cool....Isn't she on trial, up in New York?

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 11/30/2021 6:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hello L.D., as much as I enjoyed “ Trading Places, a gorilla suit would have been a better costume during the Capitol Riot. After all, humans did not evolve from apes. For the apes are far more sensical.  
Date: 12/1/2021 12:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Yep, that was a good flic. I remember hearing something to the effect of, "“Fight for the things that you care about, but do it in a way that will
lead others to join you.”

"L.D."---Ruth Bader Ginsburg, said that.

kronk---You are a pretty worldly animal, you know that.

"L.D."---I've been around the planet, a time, or two. Why do you bring up the "Ginsburg quote?"

kronk---Well, let me answer your question, with a question; Would you follow "Beeks" and the "buffalo horned dude," anywhere?

"L.D."---I read you loud and clear, "kemosabe."

  
Date: 12/1/2021 2:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...wasn't the King of Pop in Monte Python's "Meaning of Life"?
The guy that ate the after-dinner mint.

  
Date: 12/1/2021 3:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler Monty Python is the best. "The British" can certainly get raunchy.

"L.D."---Yes, but they do it in such a "capitol" way.

kronk---"Mix it all up in a bucket and put the eggs on top." Mr. Creosote said that.
  
Date: 12/1/2021 7:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

https://youtu.be/zPwMdZOlPo8

  
Date: 12/3/2021 4:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler Thanks for the link. "The Police" are one of my favorites bands. "Giant steps are what you take, walkin' on the moon."..... Keep it up."   
Date: 12/5/2021 7:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 54570    Any relation to a Mr. Clarence Beeks??? If you know him call Randall or Mortimer Duke. They have questions.  
Date: 12/5/2021 4:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Smokn Joe Last I heard of the infamous "Clarence Beeks," he was an animal rights activist, in Gabon, Africa. I also heard that he was "severely" allergic to
oranges.
  
Date: 12/5/2021 5:01:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hee hee.  

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