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Date: 11/26/2021 11:42:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Besides, I have to work this weekend and sleep is a precious commodity.  |
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Date: 11/26/2021 2:19:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh, and the wisecracks regarding Corinthian Leather is out of date…..so, don’t even think about it. |
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Date: 11/26/2021 6:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I am quite annoyed that you did this today and not tomorrow as usual. This move has upset the balance of my personal universe and I still haven't gotten over the clock change. As you well know, I never miss my Saturday opportunity to taunt and belittle you. This switch just catch me on one of my "nice" days and then it all hits the fan.  |
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Date: 11/26/2021 6:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...and as for the joke... (sticks finger down throat) I couldn't take Montalban seriously in the Star Trek flick. He was the rich Corinthian leather of villainy. |
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Date: 11/26/2021 6:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I used to know a guy with the last name of Bennett. I wonder if they were related??? |
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Date: 11/26/2021 6:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...my Darwin studies lead me to believe that Hey Larry is somehow related to a chimp. |
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Date: 11/26/2021 7:17:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You don’t sound very convincing, and I warned you about Corinthian Leather. So now I must release the Kracken. Why did the chicken cross the road? Captain Kirk: "To boldly go where no chicken had gone before!" Spock: "At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do." McCoy: "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barnyard psychologist!" Scotty: "Because it couldna change the laws o' physics!" Computer: "Insufficient data." |
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Date: 11/26/2021 7:20:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
A drunk guy was walking on his way home from the bar.. Along the way, he came across a man and his dog.. Drunk Guy: "Hey there! That's a nice monkey you got with you." Confused, the man replied, "Uhm, sir, you might have had too many drinks for the night. This is Scotty, my Labrador." Enraged, the drunk guy replied, "I wasn't talking to you, HEKLER! |
Date: 11/27/2021 5:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: Back in the 13th century, I found myself in China. (I angered a voodoo witch doctor in Port-au-Prince, Haiti and she sent me over there.) It really too bad until this "Mongrel" dude, named "Kublai Khan" came and took things over. kronk---"Kublai Khan" was a Mongol; not a mongrel. "L.D."---Oh, yeah! You didn't have fetch his boots. Ugh!  |
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Date: 11/27/2021 5:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
kronk---Your sentence structuring is horrible! You should get yourself a "Funk & Wagnalls." "L.D."---You can't say that, here. This site is "G rated." kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 11/27/2021 5:31:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
How was the food back then? Was it sooooo good you KAHNt wait for it? |
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Date: 11/27/2021 5:33:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I find nothing offensive aboutFunk & Wagnalls. After all, Volkswagen has Fahrtfignewton……. |
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Date: 11/28/2021 7:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Back in those days, "banana rats," manatee and chickens were everywhere, in Haiti. The "banana rats" tasted like chicken and the chicken tasted like frog. I wasn't really into manatee, though. (gave me gas) When that witch sent me to China, there were still lots and lots of rats, so I did alright. When "K. Kahn" found and enslaved me, he supplemented my diet with "Chinese Giant Salamander." (He said that salamander prevents rickets.) I dunno about that, though. I was allotted seven salamander per week, but only ate one on Tuesdays. I traded the other six to the kitchen help, in exchange for egg rolls. |
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Date: 11/28/2021 7:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
I love anything to do with "The Big Fig." |
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