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Date: 11/16/2021 6:06:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Probably designed by “ Howard” from the tv show Big Bang Theory.  |
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Date: 11/16/2021 6:11:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Tune in next time for “Burn Out Re-Entry” or “Your Tax Dollars at Work.” |
Date: 11/16/2021 3:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 13969
Sub optimal was extremely diplomatic.  |
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Date: 11/16/2021 6:18:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well , it is an International Space Station, no doubt The Rules Of Parliamentary Procedure applies. |
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Date: 11/17/2021 2:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I would have suggested that they do their business in a paper sack and throw it out of the space station. With any luck, it would not totally burn up upon re-entry and land on your porch.  |
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Date: 11/17/2021 2:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I just got off the phone with NASA. They said they can do it but need your current address. |
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Date: 11/17/2021 3:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
James Bond drove a sub-optimal Lotus Esprit S1 car in "The Spy Who Loved Me". Hey Larry tried to make his Lada sub-optimal. He put a brick on the gas pedal and fired it off the Little Rock pier. From all reports, this was an unmanned test run. The $5.00 insurance settlement was well worth his time and effort. |
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Date: 11/17/2021 3:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...as an afternote, there are many alphabet agencies looking for the culprit in an unrelated blocking of the Arkansas River with his communist trash. Boating groups are enraged. Huck and Jim ain't too well impressed either. Last seen looking for tar and feathers. How much is is my continued ignorance concerning this matter worth to you? |
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Date: 11/17/2021 6:00:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So, how’s the Canadian Space Program these days? Oh, that’s right, you don’t have one. Which explains why Canada Dry beverages are your economic mainstay. That and brown paper bags…. |
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Date: 11/17/2021 6:03:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
At least “ Q” never had to resort to duct tape in those James Bond movies. I take it that you were inspired by Red Green during your formative years. |
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Date: 11/17/2021 6:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...who needs a space program when you have poutine? Enjoy eating your space program when you get hungry. Canada Day beverages are just fine paired with a little Canada Day smudge pot. |
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Date: 11/17/2021 6:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...there is a little Red Green in all Canadians. |
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Date: 11/17/2021 6:10:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
As an afterthought, NASA officials have confirmed a number of UFO sightings over Canada. Turns out that’s where they take out the trash. |
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Date: 11/17/2021 6:14:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So Red Green and Poutine is all you need? How is it that your country hasn’t been enslaved after all this time? |
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Date: 11/17/2021 6:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...RE: U.F.Os and trash. Yeah, Canada has loose women too. |
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Date: 11/17/2021 6:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...we're not "enslaved" because people come here, watch Red Green and eat some poutine and they start to feel like they're in heaven. Simple enough concept. I guess this is all beyond your security level. |
Date: 11/17/2021 6:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  That's awful! My cousin Juan is a fabulous plumber. He can troubleshoot anything, as long as my other cousin Tito is available to do the leg work. "L.D."---What in the world are you rambling about, now? I never heard about any "Cousin Juan." Last night you told the PTA that your father's name was "Rupert Murdock." me---Ugh!  |
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Date: 11/17/2021 6:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
Kronk. Please have your cousin Juan send his resume and $50.00 from: NASA via |
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Date: 11/17/2021 6:57:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, L.D., so good of both you to add flavor to an otherwise bland post. I figure Juan and Tito would be solving the problem in no time if they had access to transportation to outer space. And save tax payers some money to boot. Which reminds me, do you think they would be available to fix a poutine problem? |
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Date: 11/17/2021 7:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...LD...I know what you're talking about. Last week he was rambling about being a cop named Roger Murtaugh ad being some kind of lethal weapon or something. It gets sort of hard to understand what he's saying when he has a mouthful of bisque. |
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Date: 11/17/2021 7:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Good to read you, amigo. Pay no attention to that paranoid K-9. I'll see if Juan is available. Last I heard, he was the "Head Knocker" for the "BBB" social program. He was in charge of pork and was incredibly busy, but I happen to know that his has a soft spot, in his heart of hearts, for "space travel." |
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Date: 11/18/2021 5:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Juan and Tito give real meaning to the words, "Lost in Space." "L.D."---Hey Larry "He" has been into the medicinal tequila, again. I'm OK with "poutine," as long as you "cut the cheese."kronk---What! With comments like that, I'll never make "first string" administrator. "L.D."---hehehe... |
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Date: 11/18/2021 5:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler My absolute favorite is "crawfish bisque!" I was just testing the members of our PTA, to see if they had it together. I'm actually "Hunter Biden," and I don't even own a laptop. "L.D."---Yep, one day, you're just going to disappear. |
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