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Date: 11/8/2021 5:51:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 If you have ever wondered if the crime rate in Canada is low, wonder no more. Seems like the police there have there cases solved for them. |
Date: 11/8/2021 3:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I guess there could be no way that this story could be compared to that time when you were young and decided to heist that window-mount air conditioning unit? You made this nice loopy harness and attached it to the A/C, tied the other end to your bicycle and then got a good start before the rope got taut, stopping the bike dead and tossing you over the handlebars to land on your head. I guess it's a good thing that your mom never let you leave home without wearing a hockey helmet. |
Date: 11/8/2021 3:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...and, just shortly after landing on his noggin, Hey Larry began to get creative but somehow took descriptions too literally. Stealing a number of baseball bats from his school gym, our hero promptly began to nail them together, adding wheels, a seat and some handlebars. Dressed in a cape and wearing his trusty hockey helmet, he cruised the twilight streets of his hometown, striking fear into the hearts of neer-do-wells. Photos are available for a minimum cost to cover shipping. |
Date: 11/8/2021 3:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
OTHER PHOTOS AVAILABLE: "Hey Batman" gets his cape caught in rear spokes, gets yanked backward off of "Bat-Cycle". "Hey Batman" attempts to perform a Pit Maneuver on car fleeing from scene of crime, sails over handlebars to land on his head while "Bat-Cycle" gets splintered under wheels of vehicle. |
Date: 11/8/2021 5:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Awwww; the poor things must've been freezing, is why they probably tried to steal the furnace. Kronk---I think "they" should have been sentenced to no less than six and a half hours, each; chopping ironwood logs, to be donated to people less fortunate than themselves. "L.D."---WOW! No mercy coming from your corner, eh, Bucko? kronk---"Law and order, every time. Without it, we are but dumb brutes." "L.D."---Hey! I resemble that. kronk--Resemble what? "L.D."---Ugh! |
Date: 11/8/2021 5:36:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I guess the plus side is they were sniffing natural gas and not glue. Sniffing glue or other toxic materials such as paint thinner or ammonia will get you a seat on the bus next to Hekler. |
Date: 11/8/2021 5:39:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Kronk, I tend to agree with you there, if you do the crime then do the time. Or send them up Hekler’s way and let the real suffering begin. |
Date: 11/8/2021 5:47:00 PM From Authorid: 21435 Hey Larry "They" did put me on "that" bus, once. "They" accused me of misusing "atomic fireballs," but Dr. Leary saved me. He said that I was allergic to "Richard Nixon." |
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