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Date: 11/6/2021 1:03:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
We could make a Travel Guide while we’re at it. Add relevant information about where you currently reside!  |
Date: 11/6/2021 1:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: I see a few similarities between the great state of Arkansas and my associate kronk's home state of Louisiana. (I am a native "Piney Woods Texan," myself. My capsule was deposited there in approx 65,000,987 BC. There were no Piney Woods in the area at that time; only ocean.)Anyway....Kronk took me through Arkansas once, on our way to Missouri. We went through there at night, so I didn't see much of the countryside. On the return trip, I had eaten so many pack rats in Missouri that I slept all the way back to Texas. Sounds nice, though.  |
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Date: 11/6/2021 3:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
L.D., never been to Louisiana but had planned to visit New Orleans when Katrina hit. I’m not a good swimmer. Anyway, the state of Arkansas has a lot of natural beauty and folks here are fans of NASCAR. By that I mean, 1. They don’t speed, they qualify. 2. They don’t tailgate, they’re drafting. 3. Speed limits are for sissies. 4. Ricky Bobby is the official mentor driving school mascot. ( If you ain’t first, you’re last.) |
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Date: 11/6/2021 6:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...LD...if you and Kronk went through Arkansas at night and didn't see much, your guide earned his wage and more. This is usually the BEST time to travel through Arkansas. On tghe few occasions that you might possibly meet up with someone in the night, don't worry...it's just a harmless drunk trying to find his way home. Hey Larry: *nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?*  |
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Date: 11/6/2021 6:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...actually, I have seen photographs of Arkansas and it is quite a beautiful state in it's natural form. Quite different than the patch of dried mud that was supposedly Texarkana, seen when traveling during sunlight hours. |
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Date: 11/6/2021 6:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...of course, there COULD be someone in the Arkansas Tourism Board or the Arkansas Come 'n' See Committee...whatever they call it doing some fancy photoshopping on those pics. |
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Date: 11/6/2021 7:06:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
RE: meeting up with a harmless drunk on an Arkansas Highway at night So I forgot my car keys. |
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Date: 11/6/2021 7:10:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Here we call the “Come- N - See Committee “ Haneyites. In honor of that lovable film flam artist on Green Acres. |
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Date: 11/6/2021 9:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Genius...what is the one word in the English language that people almost always spell incorrectly? |
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Date: 11/6/2021 9:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...another quick question...is a film flam artist something like a cinematic arsonist??? |
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Date: 11/6/2021 9:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Arkansas...the birthplace of WalMart. ...Arkansas..."The Natural State" The natural state of what? ...Arkansas...where they built the state capitol building atop of an old state penitentiary. This is called consolidating the criminals. |
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Date: 11/6/2021 11:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I’d like to take a stab at your first question. Who do you think you are, Alex Trebek? In answer to your second question. Apparently you’re not a fan of Green Acres. You have no idea who Pat Buttram was. |
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Date: 11/6/2021 11:41:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey, stop trying to hijack my post. I asked for relevant information regarding your current place of residence possum breath! |
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Date: 11/6/2021 11:43:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
BTW, Bill Clinton and wife Hilary are native to Arkansas. This state was formally known as The Diamond State. |
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Date: 11/7/2021 12:05:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey, the word “ Formerly “ is the correct answer Alex. Now I’ll take Canadian Gaffes for $200 please. |
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Date: 11/7/2021 5:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...as a matter of fact, I was channeling Alex Trebek last night and we both know who Pat Buttram was, so there! As far as hijacking your post, HA! When I found it, the door was open, the keys were in the ignition and the engine was running. It was also hard to miss the "STEAL ME" sign you had left on the window. The Clintons. Now there's a claim to fame if ever I heard one. Carry rubber gloves and use disinfectant spray. And, to top it all off, you got the wrong answer to my initial question. The correct reply to "What is the one word in the English language that people almost always spell incorrectly?" is INCORRECTLY. I'll give you bonus points for your answer only because you tried so hard with your magnetic letters on the refrigerator. That must have been a taxing two hours for you. |
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Date: 11/7/2021 6:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "Bill & Hill"... Talk about, eh? The other day, I was watering my dog at a rather shady looking establishment, and some dude told me that Arkansas has recently drafted a bill that would seek to disown that couple. He likened the "Clintons" to a pond scum blight. "L.D."---Where will they go? kronk---Who cares! Long as they stay out of Texas. |
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Date: 11/7/2021 6:42:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I see you will do anything to divert attention away from the very point I made regarding my initial response regarding your place of residence. And you’re also correct in my accusing you of hijacking my post, when in reality, you’re gaslighting. The magnetic letters on my fridge are nothing compared to your using your fingers, toes , and who knows what other body parts to do basic math. |
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Date: 11/7/2021 6:45:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, L.D., The Clinton Clan has decided to try Cancun for their winter vacation this year. |
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Date: 11/7/2021 8:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...since you seem so insistent that I reveal my location, I will take a chance and tell you. I, Prince Nobooboo of Nigeria, am currently living in Boulder Colorado. I am heir to a vast fortune that is trapped in my homeland's national bank. If you are interested in becoming wealthy beyond your wildest dreams, send me a check for two thousand dollars and we can get the ball rolling. Do NOT contact the police or Dr. Phil. |
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Date: 11/7/2021 9:00:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Alright, I’ll let Oprah know. She could be your springboard to a new career! |
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Date: 11/7/2021 9:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and, for your information, I do not do gaslighting. A friend of mine when I was younger clearly demonstrated the inherent dangers of this activity and was quite remorseful when he learned that flame could bypass cloth. |
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Date: 11/7/2021 9:12:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Next time use those extra long match sticks used for lighting fireplaces……the more you know. |
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Date: 11/7/2021 9:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...so you're an expert on the subject? |
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Date: 11/7/2021 9:41:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What was your first clue? |
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Date: 11/7/2021 12:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "The Clintons" sucker punched the U.S.A. and are now turning their attention to Mexico, eh? "L.D."---That's Maya country. Have "The Clintons" been vaccinated? kronk---Nobody knows for sure, but it doesn't matter. Mexico lets "anybody" in, regardless of vaccination status, or malicious intent. |
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Date: 11/7/2021 12:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I know the following is totally unrelated to the integrity of your post, but I have got to vent to somebody.....I went to the gas station and bought 25 gallons of 87 octane gasoline and it cost me $80.00! "L.D."---....and your point? kronk---I'm not sure, anymore. Got any beer? "L.D.---No....You cut beer out of the budget, last week; right after suspended the SPAM. |
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Date: 11/7/2021 1:30:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, gasoline was supposed to have been in short supply, in fact, depleted back in the early 1970’s. Yet here we are in the 21st century and the national outcry is global warming and electricity is to save us. Politicians and Corporations are living proof that mankind has learned not a thing from the past. Remember, the one with the most toys wins! |
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Date: 11/7/2021 6:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry You hit the nail, precisely on it's head. The only thing that I can see that "they" learned is how to secure (and hold) the high ground and send the waste rolling down hill. "L.D."---Man! You are getting a little gross, ain't you? kronk---I'm going to get vaccinated, again. I need a change. "L.D."---Here, sign this, before you go. |
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Date: 11/7/2021 6:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Back when gasoline went to $0.70 a gallon, I thought the world was going to end. I think I was earning something like $2.89 an hour, at the time and my ride got about 14 MPG. Now, my ride gets about 13 MPG (in tow haul) so I ain't doing a whole lot better. "L.D."---Think happy thoughts. You know, like baby chickens and fuzzy caterpillars. kronk---Why are you allowing me to post such gibberish? "L.D."---You are not well. |
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