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"Pick up two of everything"....kronk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(11/3/2021 6:32:00 PM)
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My back aches, but I'm still upright.

My mouth whispers to no one in particular:

"Only way to avoid being led to slaughter is to fight."

Dig it? I am using the established vernacular.




Why are things the way they are?

Wise man once said; "Follow the money."

No one should tell you that you are sub par.

Don't care what the forecast says; it's looking stormy.




Go back to whatever it is you were doing.

Change the channel, take a walk; it's quite alright.

Flying vegetables, stink bombs; I'm used to the boo-ing.

It's somewhere between calm and a typhoon. I'd call it "slight."


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Date: 11/4/2021 3:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    I was going to place my order for you to pick up a couple of margaritas…but after reading your poem I got up and made my own.

I don’t watch a lot of television these days, and tend to read more and do a “Joe Friday” , just the facts. Good job!
  
Date: 11/4/2021 8:59:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry News and politics, not with standing; a couple of margaritas couldn't hurt. Thanks.   
Date: 11/4/2021 5:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Don’t forget the jacuzzi……  
Date: 11/7/2021 6:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Back in the eighties, there was this motel that had a "Jacuzzi suite." It was across the street from "the Pig Stand" and next door to "Put-Put" golf. For
$23.00, you could check in at 1600 and party until 1130 the next day.

"L.D."---Oh, Lord! I remember that place. You had to bring two gallons of "Clorox" along, to kill the....I'm not sure exactly what that stuff was, but, it had legs.
  
Date: 11/8/2021 5:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Sounds like one of those tourist attractions that you have as a possible stop till you get there and keep going.
  
Date: 11/8/2021 4:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...the title of this post reminded me of when "last call" was yelled out in the bars of my youth.

  
Date: 11/8/2021 5:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler I can dig that, man. Major League Baseball and the "7th Inning Stretch." Never bothered me much though. I was usually too far gone by the seventh inning,
anyway.

"L.D."---I remember once, at Wrigley Field, you were trying to impress two oriental girls by impersonating a sports writer. You drank until you ran out of money
and those girls were laughing at you.

kronk---Yeah; I think could've done better with about six more beers under my belt. I usually manage cash pretty well. Can't see how I could have run out.

"L.D."---You had to tip the usher five bucks to show you to your seat, every time you went down to get beer. That dude made about 75 bucks off you, that night.

keonk---Ugh!

  
Date: 11/10/2021 1:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL ....just lurvin the words brother...changed the channel now going for walk in the rain LOL  
Date: 11/13/2021 9:32:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Zema Thanks, so much, sister. Your comments brighten my day. Take care of you.  
Date: 11/18/2021 6:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 27534    Speaks! Fight on!  
Date: 11/19/2021 3:55:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Wise Thanks for coming, my friend. We "shall" carry on.
  

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