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Hey Larry’s JOTW #55

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/29/2021 10:07:00 PM)
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A trucker came into a truck stop diner and placed an order.

“ I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights , and a couple of running boards.”

The waitress took the order and repeated it to the cook, wondering what the order meant.

The cook said, “Three flat tires means three pancakes, a pair of headlights means two eggs, and the running boards means two strips of bacon.”

The waitress then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the trucker. She looked at him with a smirk and said, “ I thought while you were waiting for your three flat tires, headlights ,and running boards , you might as well GAS UP.”

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Date: 10/30/2021 7:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Ohhhh, hahahahaha...That is so funny! I think that is probably the funniest joke, so far, Hey Larry.

"L.D."---Yes, I agree. Now, I'm hungry. What's for breakfast?

kronk---Corn meal mush and water. We're out of milk.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 10/30/2021 10:12:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Corn meal mush and syrup or honey works pretty good. It contains ethanol though, in case you're wondering....mm  
Date: 10/30/2021 11:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I imagine that everything will be fine, as long as we keep the ethanol at 10% or less. Cornmeal mush was/is one of my favorite foods. I love the way cajun people make it. Be sure to have enough liquid at hand, though. I about choked to death on three occasions.  
Date: 10/30/2021 6:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Now you went and done it, what kind of liquid at hand are you referring to? Depending on the answer you give depends on how much the confidence the USA has in their local Waffle House "….

  
Date: 10/31/2021 6:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Milk....Always have sufficient milk at hand. I actually like minimal milk with my mush, but there is a fine line between "the perfect blend," and choking. Enjoy....
  
Date: 10/31/2021 4:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: I'm a little concerned about Hekler. He's usually the first to pounce on your "Joke of the week." I tried to talk to kronk about it, but he keeps blowing me off. He says he's busy. (He had a slow leak on the right rear tire on his car and when he jacked up the car and removed the tire, he found eight, five inch, Philips head wood screws imbedded in the thread.) I have no idea, whatsoever, how those might have got there....hehehe   
Date: 11/1/2021 4:29:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    L.D., Hekler has ran off to join a traveling circus. It’s one of those items on his bucket list, and this is after he completed his online course in clown cosmetology, he’s really into clowning around! He’ll return when the Ringmaster gets tired of repairing the tightrope if you know what I mean.

  
Date: 11/1/2021 6:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: Maybe I'll catch the show. I love circuses, myself. Hekler would make an awesome clown, I bet. Kronk got "sentenced" to a circus, back in the 19th century. Maybe you've heard of it? It was quite popular in southern Delaware. It was called the "Barroom and Bailiff." Kronk was in charge of tent pegs and elephant dung.  

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