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Date: 10/26/2021 7:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Blow out the candles ….if you still are able, and make a wish!  |
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Date: 10/26/2021 8:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I never got wealth or fame as a result of my endeavors. I am SOB...so misunderstood!  |
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Date: 10/27/2021 12:08:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Here’s my B-Day present to you. The next time you are at a freeway off ramp panhandling try using words like “ Will Work for food” and “ Peace Be With You” on your cardboard sign instead of “ I know where your child goes to school so you better give me a dollar.” |
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Date: 10/27/2021 4:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Happy Birthday, Marla! "L.D."---Hey, what gives? The whole idea of this post was to wish our friend Hekler a Happy Birthday. kronk---Who dat?  |
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Date: 10/27/2021 5:07:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
L.D., if you’re willing to assist Hekler when he’s panhandling I’m positive he’ll cut you in as a full fledged partner 50/50. After all, nothing adds a little humanity than a fine canine specimen guarding a faithful hobo …….. |
Date: 10/27/2021 5:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: I may just have to follow up on that idea. I do have very "soulful" eyes and I'm an excellent licker. Besides that, I am a carnivore and lately I have a hankering to munch on some moose. After I have satisfied my "moose craving, we could head down south and work the area around Washington D.C. I hear that folks there, are practicing humanitarians. We should be able to get room, board and a sideline job, maintaining the fence around the White House. |
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Date: 10/27/2021 5:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
C'mon now people! I know there's gotta' be more than two people that have something rotten about today being Hekler's birthday! "L.D."---Do you realize what you just said? kronk---Well, it "is" Hekler's birthday, isn't it? "L.D."---(Whispers in kronk's ear) kronk---Oh! I mean "nice," something nice. "L.D."---Ugh! Here's your medicine. Now, go to your chair. |
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Date: 10/27/2021 6:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well you know L.D., the Washington, D.C. area is known for its current culture second only to California when it comes to cardboard housing. If you are not able to get a position maintaining the fence around the White House, you might try that Trump Hotel all those boys we’re proud of back in January…… |
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Date: 10/27/2021 6:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, L.D., and myself….that totals three right? |
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Date: 10/27/2021 6:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: "We" used to have a standing invite to that hotel; on the house, even. Kronk messed that up for us when he was caught sneaking what he "thought" was "The Speaker of the house of representatives, of the U.S.A." into our room after lights out. Turns out it was Joe Biden's dog. Ugh! |
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Date: 10/27/2021 6:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Just because "L.D." can talk, type and catch a frisbee, you must never forget that he is an "Aldorun Kanan" from "Canis Majoris, and not even close to human. "L.D."---You know, one of these days, I'm just going to eat you. |
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Date: 10/27/2021 9:56:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Boy, talk about “room service”. |
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Date: 10/27/2021 10:00:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So, what you’re telling me is I need to do the math? Well if it’s Algebra you can forget it. It’s all irrelevant in the bigger fish that need to be fried. |
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Date: 10/28/2021 10:00:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Biden's dog bites. For that matter, so does the speaker of the house. |
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Date: 10/28/2021 10:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
They had their shots, good to go! |
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Date: 10/28/2021 2:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I guess that I need to create another couple of personalities and we can have a "crowd." Raising the dead is just too strenuous. "L.D."---You need all the personalities you can get, cause' you are sorely lacking in that department. kronk---Ugh! This from a canine who will assault an innocent puppy for getting too near his eight day old, ant ridden, beef rib bone. "L.D."---Better me, than an African lion. I just mauled it; a lion would have eaten it. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 10/28/2021 5:38:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well Kronk, if Hekler wouldn’t keep wandering off from the adult day care center, and Smokin’ Joe would drop by more often, wait..where’s Sand Ghost? And I really really REALLY hoped that L.D. would maybe bring in some of his friends to have fun, but you are right. Time to develop a split personality three ways to sundown. |
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Date: 10/29/2021 5:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Poor Hekler is just trying to have fun. I worked at one of those ADC places, back in the eighties and the job really can take a toll on a body. Besides that, it was a mental challenge to keep up with the patients. They'd turn up missing, all the time and then, I'd open a broom closet or a pantry and......Well, anyway. I wanted to run away, myself, a time or thirteen. Most of the talking dog's friends, are extremely prone to distemper. They refuse to get vaccinated, on account of their religious beliefs. Just the other day, two chihuahua friends of his gnawed off each others tail, during an argument over the prescribed atonement for murdering an adolescent opossum. |
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Date: 10/29/2021 5:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Now that you mention it, "where is Sand Ghost?" |
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Date: 11/1/2021 5:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...QUICK Sergeant O'Hara! To the Sand Ghost signal! |
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Date: 11/7/2021 6:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler We "need" Sand Ghost! I'm gradually losing control. The "talking dog" has taken over my recliner and I'm sleeping on a rug and picking at his kibbles & bits. |
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Date: 11/8/2021 5:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D." here: I can't blame Sand Ghost for staying away. You guys are slowly "Slippin' into darkness." War, said that. |
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