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Date: 10/23/2021 10:11:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...of course, he'll deny it and call it fake news.  |
Date: 10/23/2021 10:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Nope, I won’t deny it. I was inspired by Alfred Hitchcock’s movie “ Rear Window.”  |
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Date: 10/23/2021 10:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Actually, I didn’t send that photo to you. I know you paid dearly to have it in your possession. So, even though I’m not running for political office I felt it was better to come clean. By the way, Halloween is around the corner! |
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Date: 10/23/2021 10:42:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I guess the next thing you're going to tell me is that Hitchcock also made a little known movie called "Hole in the Ceiling". |
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Date: 10/23/2021 10:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Halloween is always right around the corner here these days. |
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Date: 10/23/2021 10:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Well, if you happened to see “ Dial M for Murder” then you wouldn’t be too far off. |
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Date: 10/23/2021 10:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Halloween, the gift that doesn’t keep on giving,I mean really. When’s the last time Ginger passed out any candy around here? |
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Date: 10/23/2021 11:38:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm gonna be a suck-up and say that just having Ginger around should be enough sweetness for everyone. I wonder if this will get me a new award? |
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Date: 10/23/2021 11:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Yeah, they call it “Brown Nose”. |
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Date: 10/23/2021 3:05:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I'LL TAKE IT! |
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Date: 10/23/2021 3:07:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...my award desperation showing? |
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Date: 10/23/2021 3:08:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...maybe I'll just make my own award. "Hey Larry's Evil Nemesis". Bark once for yes and twice for no. |
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Date: 10/23/2021 4:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
What would it look like? |
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Date: 10/23/2021 4:16:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...EVIL |
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Date: 10/23/2021 6:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Well…..BARK! |
Date: 10/24/2021 3:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  You know, I was standing on top of the shed the other day with my binoculars, looking for cracks in the next door neighbor's second story bedroom wall, when out of the corner of my eye, I saw something go flying by, really fast. I called down to "L.D."; "Look! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! Dang...It's Hey Larry!" Remember when I said that, "L.D." ? "L.D."---Ugh! I don't know what fantasy you're into, man. I've been in D.C. playing D & D, with Kamala, for the past two months. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 10/24/2021 3:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, most likely it was something you ate or drank. Voyeurisim is one thing while standing on top of your shed, but catching sight of a UFO is a lot like a Bigfoot sighting and a pseudo stolen election. |
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Date: 10/24/2021 3:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Come to think of it, Bigfoot is the CEO of one of the companies that operate those voting machines isn’t he? |
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Date: 10/24/2021 4:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Yes, indeed. Voting machine tampering is serious business down here. That's why that "Bigfoot" character is in hiding. "Some boys," down round the "Big Bend," are offering a reward of thirty salt grass fed steers and 550 gallons of genuine Canadian poutine, for accurate GPS coordinates (+ or - five degrees) on where that ballot laundering freak is hiding. "L.D."---Hey, man. Take it easy. "They" are everywhere. |
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Date: 10/24/2021 5:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I heard rumors that the kingpin behind it all is living a moderate life somewhere up in the Great White North. |
Date: 10/25/2021 11:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Four more years of Trudeau should take care of that moderate life style.  |
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Date: 10/25/2021 7:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Gary or Pierre? |
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Date: 10/26/2021 1:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: I tried to get kronk to answer your inquiry, but as soon as I mentioned "Trudeau," he just kept going on about some woman named, Margaret. He called "a friend" at the state department and "they" gave him a number where she could be reached. He's been on hold for the last nine and a half hours. |
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Date: 10/26/2021 5:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
It sounds like a phone scam to charge you for phone minutes and an extortion email claiming that if you don’t buy us off in bitcoins we will make life miserable for you……. |
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Date: 10/26/2021 6:25:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...you are not hallucinating. That thing that flew by you really fast WAS Hey Larry. A beer truck had flipped over a couple of streets down and it was a first come-first served kind of thing going on there. |
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Date: 10/26/2021 6:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...I think you're right in that the law in 43 or 44 states permits you to stand atop your shed with binoculars in an effort to assist the police in fighting crime. Accidental peeping is covered by the "collateral damage" waiver. |
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Date: 10/26/2021 6:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...I deny being a kingpin of anything. I have been a lackey and a stooge and even a hired thug but have never aspired to kingpin status. There once was a time when I was a co-conspirator. Good times! |
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Date: 10/26/2021 6:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...Canadians LOVE Trudeau. He legalized pot. Now we don't really care what's going on. |
Date: 10/27/2021 3:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 54570
you two |
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Date: 10/27/2021 4:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I can understand Hey Larry's being motivated by the loose suds. I went through something similar about twenty years ago, when a van load of apple cider vinegar overturned next to the community swimming pool. All manner of toxic women were being expelled. "L.D."---What? |
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Date: 10/27/2021 4:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I discovered that Madame X had a hair line fracture on the tattoo under her left clavicle. "L.D."---Yeah, sure. You were looking at her clavicle, all right. |
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Date: 10/27/2021 5:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I made a vow, back in 12 BC, never to smoke anything, again. I inadvertently set my talking dog on fire, one night. "L.D."---Yeah, I remember that! I was asleep on your lap; you passed out and dropped your coal on my neck. |
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