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Date: 10/18/2021 5:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry ![]() "L.D."---I would sleep under a three inch hardened steel plate. Me---That's exactly what the Speaker of the House of Representatives of the United States of America, does. "L.D."---Keep talking like that and "they" will be coming to take you away. ![]() |
Date: 10/18/2021 5:50:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
This gives me hope of winning the lottery instead of being struck by lightning. ![]() |
Date: 10/19/2021 11:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry ![]() "L.D."---NO! No one wants to hear about that! kronk---I'd be more than happy to. "L.D."---Sheeeeesh! kronk---Around fifteen years ago, I was hauling crab pots from a fourteen foot aluminum boat. The weather steadily deteriorated, until I was forced to seek shelter in the only place available; a four foot high levee on the side of the canal. Not much cover, but that was about the best I could , being in the marshes. Anyway, I was hunkered down in the bottom of the boat. It was raining steadily, but rather lightly. The lightning, on the other hand, was flashing and banging so frequently that I had to close my eyes. Needless to say, I was "very" freaked out. One particularly violent strike flashed red, even with my eyes closed and the thunderclap that followed was instantaneous and so loud that I about jumped out the boat. Ugh! When I calmed down enough to open my eyes, I saw the marsh burning about fifty feet from my position. "L.D."---Did you have a "change of underwear" with you? kronk---I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may influence this audience into thinking less of me. "L.D."---Just answer the question, will you. Hey...What audience? ![]() |
Date: 10/19/2021 5:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That’s what I’d call a Ben Franklin moment for sure. Good thing you weren’t flying a kite with an antenna tied to the copper tail eh? What were the crab pots made of? ![]() |
Date: 10/19/2021 5:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry ![]() "L.D."---Yep, I seen that, yep. An "airborne mariboo." ![]() |
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